Guess what happens on May 25th, 1997 in Belgrade?


                          YET ANOTHER LAME PARTY!

  Yes, this is the final, ultimate, totally absolute, unchangeable (unless it
has to be changed) invitation to Yet Another twice delayed Lame Party.

  YALP will be held in the club called Fest in the part of the city called
Zemun, in the Pinki hall (the address is Gradski park 2). You should get your
ass there before 10 AM and get lost before the next morning.

  Attending the party is free, but that means you get no food and no place to
sleep from us. Anyway, the party lasts a single day+night, so not even human
beings should need food or sleep.

  We have some weird compo categories, but you'll get used to them:

 - C-64 demo
 - PC demo
 - Amiga demo
 - 256 bytes demo
 - Useless utility
 - ANSI gfx
 - ASCII gfx
 - Pixel gfx
 - C64 gfx
 - Rendered gfx
 - Animation
 - 4 channel music
 - Multichannel music
 - C64 music

  Of course, the demos, music, and pixel art are the major ones. Besides these,
there will be a traffic light phreaking compo during the night. If you want to
take part in it, bring your own tools.

  We'd really like to have an idea of who's coming, so notify us if you want to
come. We don't need a definite "yes", a "maybe" will be enough.

  Now for your favourite part - the limitations:

  - The demos MAY contain pre-calculated animations.
  - The ANSI and ASCII contributions will simply be dumped to the screen, so
    don't bother to make them 20 pages long.
  - C64 graphics and musics should be submitted executable. The gfx must have
    no moving parts (scrolltexts or anything) though interlaced pictures are
    not considered moving. The tunes should not fill the screen with too much
    interesting stuff - we'll just turn the screen off if they do.
  - Pixel gfx are separated from rendered gfx exactly because they are not
    rendered. So, if your pixel contribution is so marvelous that the audience
    might believe it could have been raytraced, scanned or similarly generated,
    don't forget to bring some unfinished stages of the picture, or you can be
    disqualified.
  - The Rendered Gfx category encompasses not only raytraced pictures from 3D
    Studio type programs, but also fractal landscapes and plants and other
    program-generated pictures.
  - The music contributions will be played for a maximum of 5 minutes, or even
    less if there are too many entries.

  And yet another lame limitation: your contributions should not damage our
equipment or you'll get damaged as well. Plus crippled, maimed, dissected and
finally sued.

  Ok, so it's the first party of this kind in Yugoslavia, and you don't want to
sit at home while the history is being made, now do you? Come and see (try to
win), even if it turns out to be a total disaster, you'll have a story for your
grandkids.

  Where ever you got this file from, you can get it again from the YALP support
boards:

   Ecstasy              +381-22-53884
   Ejaculation          +381-11-4440168
   Fear of No Carrier   +381-11-156075
   Kill'em All          +381-11-GETIT
   Pyrotechnica         +381-11-424999
   Toxic Waste          +381-11-698751
   Weird Dream Visitors +381-11-157403
   X Life               +381-11-554023

  And you should also be able to get the party contributions from these boards
soon after it's over.

  Spread this file everywhere. If you're a sysop, you could as well put the
YALP.ANS file (it should be supplied in this archive) in your login screen.

  Check out http://alas.matf.bg.ac.yu/~mr96110/yalp.html occasionally, because
any changes to the invitation will appear there first.

  Any questions? Suggestions? Would you like to present a software or hardware
product at the party? A demo for an unlisted computer, like an Atari, Spectrum
or a 20MHz C64? Want to announce you're coming? mrki@afrodita.rcub.bg.ac.yu is
the address.

  Thank you, and see you in Belgrade in May!

                                                                    the staff