45 ways to order a pizza

  1. Keep on pressing the buttons of your phone. Ask the person on the other side who takes your order to stop this nonsense.
  2. Create a customer card of your own and ask if they accept it
  3. Order a Big Mac
  4. Switch your language to Polish once and a while
  5. End the phone call with: "And remember, we never had this converation!"
  6. Tell the person who takes your order that you're having a competitor on the other line and that you're buying the pizza from the cheapest guy
  7. Give 'em your address and say: "Just surprise me!" Hang up immediately.
  8. Answer their questions with another question
  9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time
  10. Don't just say what you want, but spell everything
  11. Scream every time you say "pizza"
  12. Stutter on the letter "p"
  13. Crack your fingers right before the receiver
  14. Say "Hello", remain silent for five seconds and pretend like they called you Quickly make your order. When they ask you if you want a drink, panic and get desoriented
  15. Say you're depressed and ask the person on the other side of the phone if he/she can cheer you up
  16. Change you accent every three seconds
  17. Order 53 pieces of pepperoni and you want 'em in a fractal-structure from which you will give the equation in a moment. Ask them if they've got pen and paper ready.
  18. Start you order with: "I'd like a...". Hit yourself against the head and say: "No, I don't want that."
  19. When they repeat you order to check if it's okay, say: "That will be 10 dollars, please drive to the first window."
  20. Rent a pizza
  21. Order while you're busy vacuum-cleaning
  22. Ask them if you can keep the pizza box. When they say you can, sound relieved.
  23. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni" and hold the "i" for several seconds
  24. Rip the pizza out of the hands of the deliverer like you haven't eaten anything for weeks
  25. Move the receiver during the conversation away from your mouth while you're speaking. At the end of the conversation, bring it back to your mouth again and scream as hard as you can: "Thanks, goodbye!"
  26. Ask if they can double-check if the pizza is really dead
  27. Imitate the voice of the person who picks up the phone
  28. Don't use any verbs during the conversation
  29. Ask them if they can show you a menu
  30. Tell the person on the other side fun-facts of country and western dancing
  31. Day-dream in the middle of the conversation and ask after a few minutes: "Where am I? Who are you?"
  32. Make a psycho analysis of the person who takes your order
  33. Ask them what their phonenumber is. Hang up, and call 'em again.
  34. Report a crime
  35. Ask for the one who took your last order
  36. Ask yourself out loud if you will trim your nose hairs as well
  37. Say: "I wonder what this button does". Simulate interference.
  38. Hiss: "Ksssssssssssssssssjt". Ask if they felt it too.
  39. Try out the maximum volume of you stereo set. Stop your conversation regularly to turn the volume up and down.
  40. Learn the person who takes your order a secret code. Use this code with all following orders.
  41. Whisper: "There's a bomb under your chair". When he/she asks you to repeat that, say: "I said: with extra meat please".
  42. Make sure that the first layer you order contains pepperoni. Finally say: "And make sure I don't find any pepperoni in it!"
  43. When the order is being repeated, change something. When it is repeated again, change it again. When your order is being repeated for the third time, say: "You just don't get it, do you?"
  44. Try to bid lower
  45. Ask how many dolphins were killed in the process of creating this pizza