               Windows 95: New look, same multicrashing
              Masochist: Windows programmer with a smile
             ...Keyboard Not Found..THINK F1 to continue
        ...File not found. Backup not found. Wanna some drink?
        ...WYSIGPF(what you see is general protection failure)
      ...If you can't make it good make it look good - Bill Gates
      Difference between a virus and Windows?  Viruses rarely fail.
      If Windows is user friendly, why do you need a 678 page manual?

