.........................FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME, YAKUZA CAN PRESENT A DEMO......    AFTER TWO MONTHS OF CODING, VIRUSES, SWEARING (I AGREE - FLOYD)   OH, BY THE WAY FLOYD IS SITTING BESIDES ME RIGHT NOW.   WE ARE LISTENING TO SOME LOOOOOUUUUUUSSSYYYY MUSIC BY SMOKIE.   NO, HE IS  N O T  A MEMBER OF YAKUZA!  SMOKIE IS A WORLD FAMOUS POP GROUP, YOU MORONS!    BUT WHAT IS MISSING???    DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA, FLOYD?      - WELL I JUST HAPPEND TO WONDER WHY THIS DEMO IS CALLED 'FIRST SINE'...   WHAT?   FIRST SINE??????    OH......   I ALMOST FORGOT!    IT IS CALLED FIRST SINE!    SO WHAT?      - WELL WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE SINUS EFFECTS, BY THE WAY I HAVE 7.5 + 7.5 SIN 4X IN MY CALCULATOR AT THE MOMENT... SHIT, NOW WE SAID SOME SECRETS ABOUT THE SOURCE, WELL FUCK ANYWAY...      SINE EFFECTS?   CAN'T YOU FEEL THEM? WHAT ABOUT THIS SCROLLER THEN?   BOING!  BOING!    - THIS SINE SCROLLER HAS BEEN ROLLING AWAY FOR SOME TIME NOW, I GUESS THAT ALL THE LAMERS AT THE SCREENS IN NORWAY ALREADY HAS NOTICED THAT (L A M E R S !!!)... WHAT HAVE YOU AGAINST LAMERS?    WE KNOW SOME OF THEM DON'T WE????      BUT I THINK I HAVE GOT THE POINT NOW.   THIS LOGOSCROLLER BELOW......     -NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHERE'S THE ACTION??? A C T I O N ? ? ? . . . ...      I THINK THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME MY LEFT EAR HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO 130 DB    BUT THIS LOGOSCROLLER......    IT LACKS A SINE EFFECT!!!!    -GET TO THE POINT DICKBRAIN!! EH...BLITZBRAIN, BEFORE I TURN UP THE VOLUME - TO AT LEAST 160 DB!!!!       HAH!            LOOK AT THIS!    AND BY THE WAY, YOUR STEREO CANNOT GO THAT HIGH.       UH-OH.......         - WELL, I LIKE THOSE NICE SINE-EFFECTS... ANYWAY, I LIKE THE ANALYZER. REMEMBER WHEN WE THOUGHT WE WERE IN DEEP SHIT, FOR AN HOUR AGO WHEN WE THOUGHT WE HAD LOST THE SOURCE??        -YEAH, BUT I FOUND AN   O L D   COPY OF THE SOURCE AT ONE OF MY DISKS. BUT STILL, WE LOST 1253 LINES OF SOURCECODE.    WE ALSO LOST THE SCROLLTEXT.      - I KNOW, THAT'S WHY WE ARE WRITING AT THE KEYS RIGHT THIS MOMENT!       OK, THAT'S GOOD, BUT BEFORE WE GET LOST IN OUR HEAP OF GREETINGS AND THAT STUFF, I WILL SMASH AWAY SOME JOKES, AGREE.....        -OK, I'LL TELL ONE STRAIGHT AWAY. I GOT FROM A COOL PAL IN SWEDEN *MR.CHAIN/TRIFLEX*, - SVENSKENE(EGENTLIG NORDMENN, MEN VI VRIR P[ DET...) HAR ALLEREDE SKIFTET UT HJELMENE SINE MED ULLHUER, DET ER FORDI I ET FORS0K DER MAN SLAPP UT EN HJELM OG EN HUE FRA 3 TUSENS METER BLE HJELMEN 0DELAGT, MENS ULLHUEN VAR LIKE FIN... (LE DA, IDIOTER!!)       HA,HA THAT'S THE PENALTY OF NOT BEING NORWEGIAN, YOU COULDN'T UNDERSTAND THE JOKES.       ALLE BARNA SATT OG S[ INN I DEN BRENNENDE BILEN. ALLE UNNTATT KNUT, FOR HAN SATT OG S[ UT.......   ***   ALLE BARNA GRAVDE IGJEN ET HULL I BAKKEN, ALLE UNNTATT REMI, FOR HAN L[ NEDI......   ***   ALLE KOM IGJEN FRA FERIE, ALLE UNNTATT LISE OG FAR, FOR DE BLE IGJEN P[ SCANDINAVIAN STAR......         -VAR IKKE DET VI H0RTE P[ RADIO'N FOR EN STUND SIDEN, DET DA?       MORE NORWEGIAN?     WHEN YOU ATTEND THE SECOND 'C' AT OS GYMNAS, YOUR DESTINY IS TO LISTEN TO JOKES ALL DAY LONG...     (THIS MAY HAVE BEEN ONE OF THEM, YOU KNOW......)        VELL, JU SII INGLISH IS VERRY HARD F[R MI!!!        OK!   I CAN RECOMMEND A GOOD TUTOR FOR YOU....        -WHO?     WELL, IT IS NOT ME. HE IS   *************   (NO HE IS  N O T  A JEW, BUT THAT WAS CENSORED)       THIS GOES VERY SLOW, I MEAN FOR ME TO WRITE    (L F T? - BB)  YES I USE THE LFT-METHOD, IN ENGLISH SFP-METHOD... THAT MEANS 'SEARCH-FIND-PRESS'...       FINALLY, DJ MC PC PAY MADE YOU LAUGH........         -FAEN, JEG HATER SAME-JOIK !!!!!     [, JA, FLOYD?	BUT WE HAVE TO KICK THE CREDITS, GREETS, MEMBERLIST, MESSAGES, AND CONTACT ADDRESSES........      JEG M[ BARE SI EN TING F0RST, OG DET ER AT JEG ELSKER SAME-JOIK, S[ OM DU, JA NETTOPP D U, SKULLE HA EN AMIGA(JEG ANTAR DET), OG SAMTIDIG VERA SAME, S[ SEND MEG NOEN SAME-JOIK-SAMPLINGER!!!         THAT WAS THE FIRST MESSAGE FROM FLOYD, NOW HE WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER THIS:   THE CREDITS:     MUSIC BY:   *** DJ MC PC PAY ***      GFX BY:   *** FLOYD ***      CODE AND FONT BY:   *** BLITZBRAIN ***          THIS IS OUR COMPLETE GREETLIST IN PSYCHO-BRAIN ORDER:  P.S.: ONLY THE GREETINGS FROM BLITZBRAIN AND FLOYD, WE HAVE NOT RECEIVED THE COMPLETE GREETLIST FROM THE ENTIRE VAST GROUP.....              ***   PURE METAL CODERS   ***   TRIFLEX   ***   CRYPTOBURNERS   ***   IMP 666   ***   THE GARLICS   ***   THE LEECHES   ***   THE BLUESMAN   ***   HARD SECTOR   ***   SORCERER   ***   RICHIE   ***   TOMMY   ***   THOME   ***   AND OF COURSE TO ALL THE MEMBERS OF YAKUZA               THE MEMBERLIST (OUR MOST RECENT INFO):     HEARTBREAKER   ***   BLITZBRAIN   ***   FLOYD-ASSOCIATE MEMBER(S)   ***   DJ MC PC PAY   ***   BURP   ***   DENNIS   ***   LAFFE      ***   RED SCORPION   ***   MAD MAX   ***   DICK TRACY   ***   RAF   ***   ROBOHEAD   ***   PYTHON             THE CONTACT ADDRESSES:     **** DJ MC PC PAY   -   KENNETH NILSEN......GRANLIA 9......N-5200 OS......NORWAY      **** FLOYD   -   BOX 67......N-5680......NORWAY      **** HEARTBREAKER   -   FRANK HANSEN......SVEGANE......N-5200 OS......NORWAY      **** BLITZBRAIN   -   ERIK HAUGEN BAKKE......BJ0RNEN......N-5227 S0RE NESET......NORWAY      **** VIGGO   -   CHRISTIAN BAKKE......N-5690 LUNDEGREND......NORWAY                                                 TEXT RESTARTING.........