YO DUDES! HERE'S DARK KNIGHT TO SUPPLY THE BULLSHIT ON YOUR FAVOURITE SCREEN (WITH A LOT OF DUST)! FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ONE OF OUR DEMOS I DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! AAAHHHHH! GO ON WORKING WHILE I'M SLEEPING GUYS!!! WELL, ACTUALLY IF I DID NOTHING IN THIS COOL DEMO (VERY GOOD WORK bRUSHb!) IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I WAS WORKING ON SOME OTHER ONES! d WELL, e FOR SOME NEW DEMOS FROM US, WHICH ARE COMING VERY SOON! HUM! AS YOU CAN SEE, I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO WRITE, SO I THINK THAT WOLF BRAIN WHO IS JUST NEXT TO ME WILL RULE THE KEYBOARD FOR A FEW MINUTES! GO AHEAD g! YO! I'M SAD BECAUSE HOLIDAYS ARE FINISHED, SO BYE TO THE BEACH, BYE TO THE GIRLS, BYE TO THE COCONUT TREES, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE, PUNISHER IS SAD TOO, BECAUSE HE HAD TO LEAVE HIS SUMMERTIME ORGIES!!! BUT ANYWAY, WE HAVE TO CONTINUE OUR WAY!!! v klmno uNEWS OF THE DAY : PUNISHER HAD HIS THIRD CONTACT THIS MORNING!!! h WE JUST COME BACK FROM A TRIP TO THE NEAREST SUPERMARKET WHERE WE BOUGHT SOME COKE (AS USUAL), BUT THERE WAS SOME ADD FOR a PUNISHER a HE NEEDS ADD TO HAVE SOME CONTACTS! SO WHEN YOU GO TO YOUR FAVOURITE SUPERMARKET, BE CAREFUL, AND e FOR HIS ADDRESS! c c c c c AFTER THIS VERY INTELLIGENT SPEECH, I MUST CONTINUE IN A BETTER WAY, SO WHAT ABOUT GIVING BACK HIS KEYBOARD TO DARK KNIGHT? w YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! u IT'S ME AGAIN (WHO ELSE???)!!! WELL, I WANT TO SEND SOME PERSONAL MESSAGES TO SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS! h h h h h h h ! - DR.LEGAL OF R.A.F. : HOW DO YOU FIND OUR FIRST DEMO RELEASED UNDER THE NAME d OF R.A.F.? DON'T ANSWER 'IN A PACKET FROM DARK KNIGHT' !!! - ZIG ZAG OF d : ARE YOU HAPPY TO BE WITH US? I HOPE SO! - SCOT OF ARCANE : I'M WAITING FOR YOUR MEGA-DEMO! I'M SURE IT'LL GREAT, AND THE MUSIC FROM ZETRIX FOR NEBULUS 2 WILL BE GREAT TOO! - PIRANHA OF DECAY : ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR STAY IN DECAY? - CREATOR OF STRANGERS : I WOULD LIKE TO COME TO DEPECHE MODE'S CONCERT IN GOTHENBURG, BUT UNFORTUNATELY I CAN'T! - GURU OF MINDKILLERS : I HOPE YOU WON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLES WITH THE POLICE! - JETAZA OF VISION : I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR MEGA-DEMO 5! - PUNISHER OF SYNERGY : c a c a!!!!!! v klmno klmno klmno wklmno klmno klmno klmno klmno uAS YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED, WE HAVE MANY PLANES HERE IN SYNERGY, AND IT'S VERY USEFUL WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, BUT I MUST ADMIT THAT IT'S NOT VERY INTERESTING, SO I'LL TRY TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE (a? NOOOOO! NOT THAT! I MEAN SOMETHING INTERESTING LIKE A TEXT FOR EXAMPLE!) j j WELL, HAVE YOU SEEN OUR PREVIOUS DEMO CALLED dBAT-DANCEdz ??? IF NOT THEN ASK FOR IT TO YOUR LOCAL BUTCHER! OKAY! NOW I'LL TALK ABOUT OUR PROJECTS! THE 'VERY UNUSUAL DEMO' I TALKED ABOUT IN OUR PREVIOUS DEMO IS ON ITS WAY AND WILL PROBABLY BE FINISHED IN ABOUT ONE MONTH, SO e FOR IT! IT IS CALLED b THE CYBERNUT DEMO b AND I MADE THE GRAPHICS (EXCEPT THE LOGO BY WOLF BRAIN) AND THE MUSIC, SO ALL MY FANS (WELL, ALMOST!) WILL BE HAPPY! wklmno a u AND NOW A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO ALL FRENCH GUYS OUT THERE! YOU HAVE PROBABLY HEARD THE SONG CALLED c VOUS ETES FOUS c BY THOSE GOBBLERS CALLED a BENNY B. a AND a DADDY K. a ... IF YOU BY ANY STRANGE REASON HATE THOSE GUYS AND THEIR 'NOISE' THEN YOU CAN ORDER A SPECIAL REMIXED VERSION BY MYSELF AND WOLF BRAIN UNDER THE PSEUDOS OF RODDY B. AND YANNY K. (SEULS LES FRANCAIS AURONT COMPRIS LA SUBTILITE QUI SE DEGAGE (AVEC UNE CERTAINE ODEUR) DE CE PSEUDO POUR LE MOINS A CHIER!) WELL, BACK TO ENGLISH AGAIN OR THE AUDIENCE WILL GO AND READ TWILIGHT'S TEXT! NOW A VERY SMALL MESSAGE TO DR.AWESOME OF CRUSADERS : g HOW ABOUT TRYING TO MAKE A CONVERSION OF A 'SIMPLE' JMJ MUSIC????? I'VE DONE ONE MYSELF AND IT'S NOT SO tE A S Y! uBUT I DID IT BECAUSE THEY ARE COOL AND I LIKE THEM, SO WATCH OUT FOR OUR JARRE DEMO (COMING NOT TOO SOON, BUT NOT TOO LATE) w a u WELL, I HEAR WOLF BRAIN SCREAMING FOR THE KEYBOARD, SO I WON'T MAKE HIM CRY ANYLONGER AND GIVE IT TO HIM (HE! HE! HE!)...... w klmno uTHIS IS AGAIN ME! I WANT TO SEND SOME i TO SOME d MEMBERS, SO i TWILIGHT AND WELCOME TO ZIG ZAG! i TO ALL OTHER d MEMBERS WORLDWIDE! w klmno c uNOW I WILL CRITISIZE THE LATEST 'ART OF NOISE' ALBUM CALLED 'THE AMBIENT COLLECTION' : THIS ALBUM IS A COMPILATION OF OLD AND LESS OLD A.O.N. TUNES THEY HAVE JUST MIXED THEM WITH THE INCORPORATION OF AMBIENT SOUNDS, LIKE THE SOUND OF THE SEA (OR SOUND OF C!?!), OR OTHER SAMPLES OF THE SAME KIND, AND THE SURPRISE , THE V E R Y BIG SURPRISE WAS THE cLAST MUSICc ON THIS ALBUM, IT WAS A HOUSE-STYLE MUSIC j I HOPE THAT A.O.N. WILL STOP TO PRODUCE THOSE LOW-QUALITY SONGS!!! w tc uklmnow u BY THE WAY, IF SOMEONE HAS THE CD OF h KRAFTWERK h CALLED 'COMPUTER WORLD' OR OTHER CD OF KRAFTWERK (EXCEPT: RALF UND FLORIAN - AUTOBAHN - RADIO ACTIVITY - TRANS EUROPE EXPRESS - THE MAN MACHINE - ELECTRIC CAFE), YOU CAN SEND IT TO ME!!! YOU CAN SEND SOME ACID-HOUSE SONGS TO PUNISHER, HE LIKES THEM SO MUCH, HE LIKES PUNK TOO LIKE : 'THE EXPLOITED' a 'GBH' a 'JESUS AND MARY CHAIN' a SO IF YOU HAVE SOME SONGS(?!?) LIKE THIS, YOU CAN SEND THEM TO HIM! w klmno a c uIF YOU HAVE A PRETTY GIRLFRIEND, SEND HER TO US TOO! (D.KNIGHT : HEY! wNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uDON'T SEND HER! IT COSTS TOO MUCH STAMPS TO SEND HER BACK!!!) WELL, WOLF BRAIN HAS JUST RUN OFF THE KEYS IN A HURRY, SO I HAVE TO WRITE AGAIN! I WON'T SEND A PLANE, BUT I'LL SEND A BIG THANKS TO WILD COPPER FOR THE IDEA OF PLANES IN A SCROLLTEXT (BUT NOT FOR THE GOLDFISHES!) WOLF BRAIN ASKED YOU TO SEND HIM SOME CD'S BUT AS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY ON THE 21ST OF SEPTEMBER, YOU CAN SEND THEM TO ME INSTEAD! OKAY! I HAVEN'T MANAGE TO MAKE A LONGER SCROLLTEXT THAN TWILIGHT'S, BUT I'M OUT OF INSPIRATION SO I'LL STOP NOW! t uHEY! I SAID THIS IS THE END SO f AND j!!! BYE FROM DARK KNIGHT AND WOLF BRAIN, AND NOT cPUNISHERc BECAUSE HE ISN'T THERE (THANKS GOD!).... AND REMEMBER klmno wdSYNERGYd zt - COOLNESS IS FOREVER - uAND c w klmno klmno klmno klmno klmno klmno klmno klmno klmno u klmno ÿ w YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAOOOIIIIIIII AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHH !!!!! uDID YA MANAGE TO READ THIS ? MMMHH ?i YO HERE IS bTWILIGHTb z I'M VERY HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO TALK YOU IN THIS LITTLE SCROLLY FOR OUR FIRST DEMO FROM dSYNERGYd. I'M ACTUALLY AT MY PLACE WITH OUR NEW CODER CALLED RUSH AND WE'RE LISTENING TO A VERY GOOD MIKE OLDFIELD'S ALBUM. WELL, I HAVE TO BEGIN BY SENDING A FEW REGARDS AND HOT HELLOS TO: h METAL MANIAC g, ONE OF OUR MUSICIAN... YA GUY, I REALLY LOVE YOUR TUNES VERY MUCH AND BELIEVE THAT I'M NOT ALONE HERE. WHY NOT SENDING SOME MORE OFTEN? I WISH IT WILL SOON BE POSSIBLE. I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL ZAKS AND SO IS RUSH. AND I WISH I'LL NEVER REACH THE OVERDOSE ! OTHER HELLOS GOES TO: ALL MEMBERS OF SYNERGY FOR THEIR MENTAL SUPPORT AND TO ALL MEMBERS OF RAF (HI DUDES h HAPPY TO BE IN YOUR GREAT CREW !). TO FINISH WITH THIS BORING PART OF THE SCROLL A LITTLE HI TO PANIC... NOW I GIVE THE KEYS TO RUSH. GO ON GUY BUT DON'T BREAK IT. tYES, I'LL TRY ... u RUSH ON THE KEYBOARD WHAT COULD I SAY ????? FIRST, THIS DEMO IS READY NOW AND IT WAS A REALLY HARD WORK BCOZ OF THE TIMING .... 3 INDEPENDANTS SCROLLS IN 32 COLORS !! NOW, IN THE GLOW OF THE MOON YOU COULD SEE A NEW STAR AND IT WILL GUIDE YOU WITH ITS LIGHT AND THIS STAR IS ???????v????????????w?????????????? dSYNERGYd z v I JUST WANNA SAY HELLO TO ALL THE GOOD DEMO MAKERS..... (NOT REALLY ORIGINAL) AND TO MY BEST FRIENDS HIS NIBS, DANIEL ...... NOW PREPARE TOTAKE OFF, tklmno wklmno klmno klmno v IF YOU LIKE OUR WORK, WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEXT PRODUCTION: SYNERGY'S MESSAGE BOX ..... AFTER THIS, I'LL GIVE A PIECE OF THE KEYBOAD TO TWILIGHT BCOZ I HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS AND MY 'MOBYLETTE' (IN FRENCH IN THE TEXT) HEY, WHAT IS THIS SHIT UNDER MY FOOT ? OH, JUST A DIRTY LITTLE SPIDER .... u NNNNNOOOOOOO !!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE THERE !! GET OUTTA THIS ROOM, WHY HAVE YOU SCRATCHED THIS SPIDER. IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST IN MY COLLECTION ! HEY FELLA TELL ME SOMETHING PLEASE, WAKE UP ! YA GUY, RUSH HAS KILLED LOLA MY FAVOURITE EIGHT EYED SPIDER ! LET ME RIPP OFF THIS PEA BRAIN !!!! w AAAAATJPTHJOTRJOJYTJOYTRYPJBOIOIHJO INTERLUDE z u AAAHHH, FEEL BETTER... NOW, LET'S CONTINUE WITH A FEW MESSYS TO: DARK KNIGHT, YA WIMP, STILL IN LOVE WITH CATHY? MMMHH? AAH YES I KNOW I'M RIGHT. OORRH, DON'T TRY TO HIDE HER, YO LITTLE ROGUISH... AND NOW A FEW WORDS FROM ME y TO ME y YO bTWILIGHTb, HOW GREAT YOU ARE ! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! (ANSWER: YES I KNOW, I KNOW...) HEY ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DON'T READ THIS SCROLL UP THERE, NO! STAY WITH US ! THE OTHER SCROLLS ARE TOTALLY UNINTERESTING OK ? LOOK HERE 'COZ I'M GOING TO SEND A FEW PLANES FOR YOUR PLEASURE AND FOR FUN TOO...w........ READY? vy LET'S GO...w...... klmno klmno klmno AGAIN? y OK GUYS ! y klmno klmno klmno u MMMMMHH. GOOD ISN'T IT ?WELL, NOW RUSH HAS GONE AND I'M ALONE, SO I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A SECRET: WE'RE PREPARING A NEW PRODUCT FOR SYNERGY. THIS PIECE OF CODE IS A VERY ORIGINAL MESSAGE BOX IN WHICH EVERYBODY CAN ENTER HIS OWN MESSAGE. AND CERTAINLY WITH NEW IDEAS LIKE COMICS (YES, IT'S NOT A JOKE) BUT THAT'S NOT ALREADY DECIDED. LATER ON WE'LL RELEASE ANOTHER DEMO BUT I CAN'T TELL YOU MORE 'COZ IT'S NOT QUITE SURE. IF U WANT THE GREETINGS OR IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US THEN LOOK IN THE SCROLL JUST DOWN THERE. I STILL HAVE A LOT OF THINGS TO TELL SO HANG ON 'TIL THE END OR IF YOU'RE GETTING BORED THEN READ THIS TEXT WITH ONE OF THOSE MONITORS OR CARTRIGES EVEN IF IT'S NOT FUN FROM YOU ! THE OTHER WAY IS TO f IF YOU WANT TO GET OUTTA THERE. NOW I'M GOING TO TELL YOU HOW DISGUSTED I AM WHEN I HEAR ACID TUNES ON THIS WONDERFUL MACHINE ! STOP LAYING THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS !! YO, EVERY MUSIC MAKERS OVER THE WORLD, YOU ALL KNOW THAT THIS MACHINE CAN DO GREAT TUNES AND HANDLE MANY SOUNDS. THEN IT'S TIME TO REALIZE THAT c OK? SO REMEMBER FOREVER c c c c c c c HAVE YOU EVER SEEN FLYING BREECHES? NO? SO I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU ONE. BUT WAIT 'COZ THOSE STRANGE CREATURES ARE AWFULLY TIMID. I CAPTURED ONE LAST WEEK, AND I'M GOING TO SHOW IT TO YOU... COME ON YOU, DUMMY... t ayw u NO, NO, NO !!! WHO HAVE SHOUTED IN THE AUDIENCE ? THAT'S NOT FAIR FROM YOU GUY, I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT THOSE ANIMALS ARE VERY FEARFUL ! SO, NOW, YOU OVER THERE, HIDE UNDER YOUR TABLES AND LET THIS POOR LITTLE BEAST CROSS QUIETLY THE SCREEN OK? COME ON BREECHY, COME ON... w azt yu yv u THIS IS IT... HAVE YOU SEEN IT? AREN'T THEY PRETTY MMMMHHH?? THAT'S ALL FOR JOKES. NOW I HAVE TO TELL YA SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT ! TAKE A PEN, A PIECE OF PAPER AND NOTE THE FOLLOWING THINGS, OK PALS ? MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 8 MONTHS BUT ANYWAY IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU CAN SEND ME EVERYTHING YOU WANT EXCEPT BANANAS, POTATOES, SLIME, ATARIS, LAMERS, PERIWINKLES, SLUGS AND ALL THAT SORT OF THINGS. BUT YOU CAN SEND ME: MONEY (NOT UNDER 1000), 68030 OR 68040, EXTERNAL DRIVES, EXTRA MEMORY (NOT UNDER 40 MB), CONDOMS, GIRLS, DISKS, BEER, COKE, LASER PRINTERS, MULTISYNC MONITORS AND YOUR PENTHOUSE COLLECTION HIDDEN IN YOUR CUPBOARD. THAT'S QUITE COOL, I WISH THAT I'LL RECEIVE ALL THOSE NEXT WEEK. THANX DUDES. t klmno y w d d d d d d d u HI CATHY, TWILIGHT IS TYPING, DON'T YA REMEMBER ME? I GUESS YES. DO YOU STILL HAVE FUN WITH YOUR CLITORIS? OR MAYBE THAT OTHERS DO IT FOR YOU? ANYWAY IF WE MEET ONE DAY I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PLAY WITH THIS LITTLE PIECE OF YOUR PRIVATE LIFE !! (NOT SO PRIVATE ACCORDING TO ME). NOW I'M GOING TO LET YOU 'COZ I'M OFF. e FOR FURTHER PRODUCTS FROM US AND REMEMBER THAT dSYNERGYd HASN'T BEEN CREATED TO BE THE BEST BUT ONLY BECAUSE WE WANTED TO HAVE FUN. AND MAYBE, THAT SOON I'LL REACH THE TOP AND RULE THE WORLD.... OR AT LEAST MY ROOM (BUT IT'S NOT SURE...) A LAST MESSAGE TO jERWAN LE CHEVALIERj: FUCK YA DIRTY LITTLE TWERP! ONE DAY, I WILL RIPP YOUR BALLS OFF !!! THIS GUY IS A LAMER JUST LIKE THE ONE IN THE FIRST ISSUE OF THE HACK-MAG. SO, SPIDER OF D-TECT, BE HAPPY, YOU'RE NOT ALONE TO HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THAT SORT OF LOOSERS...jjj SO NOW I HAVE TO GO, GOOD BYE EVERYBODY, STAY COOL AND TRY TO CONTACT US (ASSURED ANSWER). BYE COOL PALS... COME ON BREECHY, LET'S HAVE A WALK NOW... w a y v BYYYYYEEEEE !!!!!!! w klmno klmno v RESTART..... ÿ u YO GUYS! HERE'S DARK KNIGHTy TYPING THE BUSINESS SCROLL WITH THE CREDITS, GREETINGS,.... d d d d d d d WELL, SO HERE ARE THE CREDITS : CODING BY b RUSH b y c GRAPHICS BY cTWILIGHTc y MUSIC BY b METAL b yv b MANIAC b yu e e e e e e HERE ARE THE CONTACT ADDRESSES!!! YOU CAN REACH US AT : tDARK KNIGHT (SYNERGY WHQ): 8TER RUE PIERRE NEVEU 61600 LA FERTE MACE FRANCE c READ/WRITE ERROR: RUBEN BEER-SVENDSEN 4524 VIGMOSTAD NORWAY c FRANTIC: JANI MATTINEN HEPTEKSERRVEIEN 69 4700 VENNESLA NORWAY c ZIG ZAG (LEGAL STUFF): PETER NOTTEL NAHESTR. 17 5210 TROISDORF WEST-GERMANY u c c c c c c c c SYNERGY MEMBERS ARE : CBM 61 : CODER d COSBOX : CODER d DARK KNIGHT : FOUNDER - GRAPHIC DESIGNER - MUSICIAN - SWAPPER d FRANTIC : SWAPPER - GRAPHIC DESIGNER d MAVERICK : MUSICIAN d MAXX : CODER d METAL MANIAC : MUSICIAN d MOUSTIC : CODER d NUKE : GRAPHIC DESIGNER d PUNISHER : c SWAPPER c d READ/WRITE ERROR : SWAPPER d RUSH : CODER d TWILIGHT : a GRAPHIC DESIGNER a d WOLF BRAIN : GRAPHIC DESIGNER - MUSICIAN d ZIG ZAG : SWAPPER - GRAPHIC DESIGNER e HERE ARE THE GREETINGS! (A-Z ORDER) : ABAKUS (BOD) - ABNORMAL (ANDY) - ACTORS (DOLMANSLEEVE) - ALTAR (WOODY) - AMAZE (PINHEAD) - ANARCHY (MR.BIG) - ANGELS (WHITE TIGER - CONAN) - ARCANE (SCOT) - ARTCH (DITUS - WILT) - ASSIX (SHADOW) - AURORA (PETTER) - BIONIC (BIG BYTE) - BRAINWAVE (QUASAR) - CASCADE (SKIMMER) - CAVE (RARE) - CONTRAST (ASHLEY) - CRUSADERS (DR.SHITFACE - LAZERBRAIN) - CYBORG POWER SYSTEM (SUICIDE) - CYCLONE (JBG) - DEATHLESS (BUNGLER) - DECAY (PIRANHA) - DEVILS (WAMPUS) - DOXOS (OPTIMA) - DRAGONS (MEGABLAST) - DUNEX (DOYLE) - ECSTASY (BIG AL) - END OF CENTURY 1999 (MERCURE) - FLASH PRODUCTION (THE PRIDE) - HIGH VOLTAGE (ATREYU - ENZO) - HUMANOIDS (MR.SMITH) - IT (KAMIKAZE) - L.D.A. (SHAMAN) - MIDNIGHTSUN (DIABOLOS) - MINDKILLERS (GURU) - NASTY DEVILS (LOBBYTRON) - NETWORK (SPIDER) - NO LIMITS (FLASHER - MORGAN) - OPUS MAGNUM (FLOWERCHILD) - PANIC (FLAGG) - PARADOX (CLASH) - PHANTASM (TRASHER) - PHOBIA (DIXON) - POWERDRIVE (RALPH) - PROTON LTD (DIDDLE) - PYXXIS (LAKERS) - ROYAL AMIGA FORCE (DR.LEGAL - REMOTE CONTROL) - SCOOPEX (THE MEGABRAIN) - SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN (DARKWOLF) - STRANGERS (CREATOR) - SYNTAX ERROR (SOACH) - T-ETAD (EDO) - THE DRIFTERS (MANU) - TRYGON (CENTURION) - VISION (JETAZA) - WIZZCAT (SKYWALKER) - ZERO DEFECTS (IRAX) tWE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR SOME NEW MEMBERS (MAINLY CODERS) SO IF YOU THINK YOU ARE COOL, THEN FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME (DARK KNIGHT).... v klmno klmno klmno klmno klmno a klmno klmno