HI         YEEEEAAAAAAOOOUUUIIIH   AHH...  GREETINGS FROM THE SUNRIDERS      WE'RE VERY PROUD TO PRESENT:  THE GOLDEN SUN NEWS !     THIS IS OUR LATEST, VERY FINE PRODUCTION.     PLEASE FEEL FREE TO HIT THE MOUSE BUTTON...      OR JUST READ ALONG.   HOWEVER, THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS INTRO (THAT'S ME, ACTUALLY) DOESN'T LIKE TO TYPE LONG SCROLLO'S AT ALL, SO YOU WON'T READ INTERESTING CRAP (?) HERE.      THAT'S WHY WE MADE THIS NEWS COLLECTION.  WE KEEP YOU UP-TO-DATE, LIKE WE'RE USED TO!    GREETINGS WILL FOLLOW WHEN THE GREETINGS FOLLOW.  OR NOT.  BECAUSE THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS INTRO (THAT'S ME, ACTUALLY) DOESN'T HAVE THE TIME TO TYPE ALL OUR CONTACTS HERE, AND HE'S (I'M) NOT VERY SURE WHETHER THE GREETINGS WILL FOLLOW OR NOT.   PFFFF, I THINK I'VE GONE TOO FAR.   I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS TEXT.  IT'S OVER.     (NOW HIT THE BUTTON!!!)                              (PLEASE! HIT THE BUTTON!!!)                                               (HEY! I'M NOT GOING ON FOREVER, SO HIT THE BUTTON... NOW!!!!!!)    BYE