gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg     SUBWAY  hde c          AND   he               iDREAM TEAMhe             i g      PRESENT THE FIRST DEMO CODED BY   g      M.A.S.H. e          gSOUNDTRACK BY             i g     WHITE DUKEhe             g i  GRAPHIX PIXLED BY           d g    MAO CARAM e          g c         RELEASE DATE IS: 18-01-1989         OK. LET ME INTRODUCE THE MEMBERS OF SUBWAY           i b gM.A.S.H. e         a g iMAYBE YOU KNOW HIM AS AN EXCELENT MUSICPROFESSIONAL IN CO-PRODUCTION WITH 'THE WHITE DUKE'. BUT THIS DEMO PROVES THAT HE IS ALSO A VERY GOOD CODER! (DON'T FORGET, IT'S HIS FIRST ASSEMBLER-CODE!!!!)            gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg     b SOFTSMASH e         a g          OUR BEST PROGRAMMER, AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST IN AUSTRIA. HIS DUTIES ARE TO BE A PR-MAN AND ORGANIZER.           gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg          dWHITE DUKEhe         c gHE ACTUALLY 'ENJOYS' THE ARMY. BUT EVERY TIME, WHEN HE COMES OUT OF THE BARRACKS HE SITS BEHIND HIS AMIGA. HE SPENDS HIS WHOLE SPARE-TIME WITH PRODUCING NEW SCORES.           gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg          iGEORGE  e          g iHE IS WHAT IS CALLED A MULTI-TALENT HE PRODUCES SCORES AND GRAPHIX AND CODES AS WELL!           gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg          iMARK   e          g iHE IS OUR PR-MAN. MOST OF THE TIME HE SPENDS IN TELEPHONE-BOXES AND CALLS ALL OVER THE WORLD. AND HIS SECOND JOB IS TO BE A TRADER.           gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg          bKILLERSOFThe          a gSUBWAY IS WELL KNOWN FOR ITS STICKERS PRODUCTIONS FOR OTHER GROUPS. HE IS THE ONE WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR IT! SO IF YOU NEED SOME STICKERS THEN CONTACT HIM.           gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg          bBUG    e         a gHE FORMS THE NORWEGIAN PART OF SUBWAY. HE IS THE UNBEATABLE MUSIC-ARTIST IN OUR CREW AND PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST IN EUROPE.           gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg          g i MAXEEV  e           i gHE IS OUR MODEM-TRADER: CALL HIS BBS AT (AUSTRIA) 2252  52 01 75. TRY THIS NUMBER IN ABOUT 10 YEARS...            gzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzznovwruqxpwuvqprwuvqroyzzzzzzzzzzzzg          i bGRIZZLY  e           a g iOUR NEW GRAPHIX-STAR. HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR A LOT OF COOL LOGOS AND CHARSETS.        AND NOW THE MEMBERS OF THE DREAM TEAM:          g b BAD CAT he              a gHE IS THE LEADER OF THE DREAM TEAM. HE SLEEPS ALWAYS MORE THEN 16 HOURS THE DAY SO HE IS ALSO CALLED 'BED CAT'. THE REST OF THE TIME HE SPENDS WITH SWAPPING,VISITING PARTIES...           g i b STP    e              a i gOKAY, HERE IS STP..  I WILL SAY TO YOU GUYS THAT I'M GLAD WITH THE COOPERATION BETWEEN SUBWAY AND THE DREAM TEAM...SORRY FOR THIS SILLY TEXT, BUT I NEVER TYPE TEXT IN A DEMO, BECAUSE I'M JUST AN ORDINARY MUSIC FREAK....   OKAY I REALY LIKE THE GUYS FROM SUBWAY SO I SMASH BACK THE KEYBOARD TO THE OTHER GUYS SO, GOODBYE AND SEE YOU LATER...........               g i b MANDY GIRLhe              a i gAS U KNOW SHE IS 'OUR' ONLY GIRL, CLEANING THE H.Q. OF TDT, SAYING SOME GERMAN 'KRAFTAUSDRUECKE' ,AND OFCOZ SHE IS DOING HER JOB IN OUR TEAM AS PR-GIRL...          g i WACKOJACKOe              i gHE HAS A COOOOOL COMPUTERSHOP AND........(I DONT KNOW)             AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A GUY THAT IS NOT IN OUR GROUP BUT DESERVES CREDIZ TOO FOR THE GRAPHIX OF THIS DEMO: g i bMAO CARAM e          a i g          END OF MEMBERLIST. AND NOW LET'S START WITH HAPPY CHATTING! JUUUHHUUUU!  THIS IS M.A.S.H. SPEAKING OR SHALL I RATHER SAY 'TYPING'?!?!    LET'S START WITH SOME POLITICAL SLOGANS FOR OUR GERMAN-SPEAKING FRIENDS ACCORDING TO THE UP-COMING ELECTION:             'NIEDER MIT DEM AUFZUG !!'           iWAEHLEN WOLLEN SIE - WIR WOLLEN     gANARCHIE e             giIHR WOLL'T NOCH MEHR?  KOENNT IHR HABEN!!!    'WEG MIT DEN ALPEN - FREIE SICHT AUF DAS MITTELMEER !!'  THAT'S REALLY ENOUGH!!   NOW SOME JOKES IN ENGLISH:  DADDY HOLDS HIS LITTLE DAUGHTER 15 MINUTES UNDER WATER, NOT TO MAKE HER ANY TROUBLES BUT TO SEE THE FUNNY BUBBLES!!!   YOU COULDN'T LAUGH:  SO SHOW US YOUR LIVER-CONTRIBUTOR-IDENTIFICATION IMMEDIATELY!! (YOU KNOW MONTY-PYTHON?!?)     WHAT, YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE GREETINGS??  HAHAHA!!!  SO IF YOU WANT TO CHECK IF YOU'RE IN THE GREETINGS YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 5 MORE MINUTES!! I WILL TEST YOUR CONDITION!!  LET'S START WITH LEVEL 2:  AND ONCE AGAIN FIRST SOME JOKES IN GERMAN:     WER WEISS WIE DIE SELEKTION BEI BABYS IN KAERNTEN ERFOLGT ?!?! DAS BABY WIRD AUF EINEN TISCH GELEGT!!!  FAELLT ES VOM TISCH KENNT MAN DEN GRUND!! ES IST AUF DEN KOPF GEFALLEN !!!  FAELLT ES NICHT, IST ES NATURDEPPERT (TJA, WAR WOHL EIN WIENER SPEZIALBEGRIFF. MAN KOENNTE AUCH NATURBLOED SAGEN!)  HEY, JETZT DARF GELACHT WERDEN!!  -    WISST IHR WAS IN OSTFRIESLAND UNTER DEN UEBERHOLVERBOTSTAFELN AUF EINER ZUSATZTAFEL GESCHRIEBEN STEHT????   'GILT FUER ALLE FARBEN' !!!    -    WARUM SIND JETZT ALLE MISTKUEBEL DURCHSICHTIG????   DAMIT AUCH DIE TSCHUSCHEN(KANACKEN) SHOPPING GEHEN KOENNEN!!!  -  UND WARUM SIND DIESE MISTKUEBEL WIEDER VERBOTEN WORDEN??? AUFGRUND ZAHLREICHER LADENDIEBSTAEHLE!!!        ENOUGH, NOW SOME JOKES IN ENGLISH FOR EVERYONE !!!    A GENERAL ALLWAYS SAID TO THE SOLDIERS AFTER THE PARADE 'THANKS, BOYS. THANKS A LOT.'  ONE DAY HE TOLD THEM THAT HIS WIFE HAS BORN A HEALTHY BOY AND HE SAID AGAIN:'THANKS, BOYS. THANKS A LOT!!!'  -  JEFF MEETS JHONNY.  JEFF ASKS:'HOW ARE YOU?'  JHONNY RESPONSES:'NOT SO WELL! THE ONLY POSITIVE THING IN MY LIFE IS MY AIDS-TEST!'     OK. I'M TIRED. I THINK STP WOULD SAY SOMETHING MORE.....    YEAAHHH I'M BACK AGAIN TO WRITE SOME BULLSHIT... UHHHMMM DO YOU LIKE TO SEE ME UP SIDE DOWN, OKAY IT'S POSSIBLE LOOK   g            i gYEAHHH GREAT HUH ...  OH HELP ME, ARRGHHH I'M GONNA BE SICK... PLEASE CAN SOME ONE HELP ME..       g        i gAHH THANX M.A.S.H. FOR HELP ME UP.... OKAY GUYS I DON'T BOR YOU ANY MORE SOI LEAVE YOU RIGHT HERE BYE !!!! .......   CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE MADE IT TO THE GREETINGS. HERE WE GO................X...R.....S.....X...A.....I......P.................    i PACKER MALEFUNCTION!!!!            i YOU HAVEN'T FOUND YOUR NAME? EXCUSE ME, A BIG HELLO TO YOU!  THE GREETINGS ARE COMING UP IN THE NEXT PART OF THIS DEMO-DISK!! THANKS FOR WATCHING THIS LONG TIME.  CONGRATULATIONS! YOUR CONDITION IS ELITE!! I THINK YOU NEED A OPTHALMOLOGIST [ALIAS AUGENARZT] NOW !!    ONLY ONE MORE SENTENCE:  THANKS TO THE LANGENSCHEIDT KG VIENNA FOR THEIR GREAT DICTIONARY!!!       TSCHAU!   BYE, BYE!     AUF WIEDERSEHEN!      LEI, LEI!      PFUERT GOTT!       SERVUS DIE MADELN UND SERVUS DIE BUAM!           zzzzzzzzzzzzzztovwruqxpwuvqprwvuqrowruqprwuvqxpwruszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



        SUBWAY  r  l s           rSIHT SI EHT .1 OMED YB          l  M.A.S.H.sr        DNA  OAM     lCARAM    ALL CODING,MUSIC,GRAPHIC AND OFCOURSE THE IDEA IS OUR OWN.    THE SAILOR U CAN C INDICATES THE LETTERS OF THIS SCROLLER IN THE ~FLAG LANGUAGE~.    IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SCROLL TEXT THE ANSWER IS: w           r    TUB OHW SI w,YAWYNA ?????           lO.K.I C I HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. MY NAME IS           MAO CARAM (THERE IS NO MEANING FOR THIS NAME IN THIS WORLD OR DIMENSION,BUT THE ANSWER IS ~42~,SO DON'T PANIC !!) AND  I MADE THE GRAPHIC FOR x FOR THIS HYPER-DEMO.         rWON GNIHTEMOS TUOBA vu DNA EHT TSER FO SIHT YZARC DLROW            lSUBWAY CONSITS OF THE FOLLOWING INCREDIENCE:      M.A.S.H.s(SUPER-HYPER-CODER OF THIS GIGA-INTERGALACTIC,5-DIMENSIONAL MEGA-DEMO),SOFTSMASH (EXTRATERRATORIAL HYPERSPACE PROGRAMMER OF A LOT OF MEGA-FANTASTIC AND INTELLIGENT DEMOS,INTROS AND OTHER PROGRAMS),          rGUB     l(HIS MAJESTY,THE KING OF MUSIC AND HE LIVES IN o.),          rETIHW EKUD          l(WE LOVE HIS MUSIC), GEORGE s (HE IS THE MULTITALENT ON AMIGA),MARK (HE´S THE AGENT AND HE WRITES LOVELETTERS TO ANYBODY,ANYTIME! ),MAXEEV (MODEM SPREADER.),KILLERSOFT (HE PRODUCES THE FANTASTIC STICKERS! (DO U WANT SOME???))           rTPECXE GUB )EHT YUG MORF o(,EW LLA EVIL NI n          lWHAT ABOUT SOME GREETINGS???   I'LL SEND MY HELLO'S IN TOTAL DISORDER TO: JUNGLE COMMAND (GREAT SOUNDDEMOS!!),LEVEL ONE AND DREAM-TEAM, THRUST (NICE OTTO-FANTEN INTRO),THE BAND (???)     r   l r l,TSK-CREW,QUORAM (STRANGE NAME, MAYBE U CAN EXPLAIN IT?),D.O.C.(WHAT ABOUT A NEW SOUNDTRACKER, HM?),  UNIT A r,DLIW REPPOC          lAND THE REST OF THE AMIGA-WORLD I DON'T KNOW ACTUALLY.          rENO EROM DROW DNA LL'I KCIK SIHT NEERCS OTNI TIBRO !          lTHIS IS THE INFINITE END OF THIS ENDLESS SCROLLER SO THANK U 4 READING ALL THIS SERIOUS RUBBISHes, I HOPE U ENJOYED WATCHING THIS MEANINGLESS BIT-FORMATIONS DISPLAYED WITH THE SUPERFAST ELECTRON-BEAM OF THIS ULTRA MODERN SUPERBRIGHT COLOR SCREEN. w THANK'S 4 YOUR ATTENTION FOR SUCH A LONG TIME.       REMEMBER THE BEST CREW ON THIS FABULOUS 68000-MOTOROLA CONTROLLED GIRLFRIEND IS THE DIVINE           rvu           l    HAVE A NICE DAY!!!  w            rDNE   s l                        THERE IS A SPECIAL CHAR IN THIS CHARSET I HAVEN'T USED YET BECAUSE IT'S REALY AWFULL. IT'S THE m. UGLY, ISN'T IT??? IT SHOULD BE THE AUSTRIAN EAGLE,BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A FLYING RAT. SORRY FOR THIS MISTAKE.          ABSOLUTE END.