"Hunde har n|gne |rer !"            Static Bytes is back with a new Buck-Production!        Answers to all your questions:    1. Boes is the main-charector, acting in our sooncoming "Boes TV-STRIP". It will contain crazy jokes like this!    2. Yes, all pics are scanned.    3. No, the logo is not from some background-disk!                       Let's go MED-res !                                                  
Well, This is a Buck-Production, so let's have some Plazma! 
                My name is Buck of Static Bytes, and I am BACK.           The aim of this litle demo/intro is to warn the scene - not just of my return, but the comic production: BOES TV-STRIP (among other productions We at STB-Nord are trying to make a reality).     I won't tell too much about it, but I must warn you - Severel people died dureing the alpha-testing of the jokes !                  Credits for this little funny thing....     Code  by  BUCK  (Er det sandt?!?)        Music  by  CUTCREATOR         Graphics scanned and colored  by MOONBOOT         (I)Moral support  by        The guys from STB-Nord and everybody that where present at Pressure Point 2                   Static productions to be released sometime this century:  "Kuglep|len",  "The Official EuroChart 17",  "Boes TV-Strip",  "Jeg har set for mange vaskepulver reklamer", and many many more.              Many things has happened since my last production...    Static Bytes is NOT dead - in fact We have never been more alive !           First I personally want to wellcome our new members in Static Bytes :          MARVEL (Gfx.)         JONES (Code)         SAURON (Gfx.)          Since I moved away from my parents to study computer-engineering  -  A year has passed, and the new department of Static Bytes is born!               STB-Nord                The people behind this department is actually some of the founders of STB :    MOONBOOT (EX-Stranger)           JOHNDOE (not the clone from silents!)          FNUXIE (EX-Free)       and       BUCK (EX-Buck)           We are all in the University of Aalborg and that's why we moved together in a big house in Aalborg.     To contact us, write to :               STB-NORD                       M|llevej 6                       9400 N|rresundby              or phone:             9 817 817 1                    I am sorry, but I have no time for personal greetings or messages this time...    I just want to say HABBA HABBA!  to all I know         Now I will leave the keyborad to Legedrengen......        I am Playboy, this is my part of this scroll, and I am tired. First of all I would like to make a small commercial .... FOR SALE:  Used C64, NO cables. DKK 250 excl. postage.  AND   Used C64, ALL cables. DKK 350 excl. postage.  Both are 100 PERCENT OK.       Now, some of you might ask: "What on earth would I do with an old C64?" -  Well the answer is really very simple. Just imagine if your old thrusty Amiga keyboard suddenly blasts its chip. Then you can take the CPU from the C64 and place it instead of the keyboard chip, and it'll be ok again because the 6502 chip from the C64 is exactly the same as the chip that controls the keyboard on your Amiga. So tell me, what will you do without a C64 the day your keyboard breaks down.  Don't hesitate to contact me at the adress you'll find at the end of this scroll if you want to buy a very cheap C64 (including Amiga keyboard replacement chip). Just in case you don't believe me there is but one thing to say: Pr|v det, pr|v det!!!      Well I guess you have all had it up to here (where?) with loong booring scroll texts so I'll make this one very short and just bring a short message to Dr. Outtasight of Crusaders: Don't forget to send the list and the agreement next time!!     Well I guess that rounds up this scroll text, if any of you out there would like to get in touch with me then write to STATIC BYTES - Mads Pedersen - Skolegade 3 - 8850 Bjerringbro - Denmark, or fax me on +45 86 68 05 99 (NO VOICE!!).       This is the end of yet another booring Playboy scroll.          Denne syrescroll og hunde demo fader langt langt vaek, over en gr|n gr|n bakketop.........                   (SCROLL RESTARTS)