- SMURF! -

        * ELECTRONIC RAVERS! * 
      PRESENTS WITH A WET WIENER:

   HARDTRANCE EXPLOSION CHAPTER ONE!
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 BY DA FUNKY DUO: SIRIAX AND ALPHA ONE!

 THIS IS DEDICATED TO PYRO WHO 
 CELEBRATED HIS 24 TH BIRTHDAY!
 PADDY ON (NOT!)
 WE HAD A WONDERFUL RAVE LAST NIGHT WITH
 DJ BOBO AND KELLY FAMILY ! PUKE :)
 SPECIAL REGARDS MUST FLY TO ETRON+JOKER
 BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU RULE!! (NOT!)
 AND TO TRAN-R-G FOR SOME REAL MUSIXXX!




  CREDITS COULD GO IF YOU`D LIKE TO:
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  ALPHA ONE FOR VOCAL EXPERIENCES!
  SIRIAX FOR GRAFIX AND DESIGN STUFF!
  SIMPLE CODING BY BOTH OF US! :)

  DUE TO THE FACT THAT THIS IS OUR
  FIRST RELEASE OF THE -HE!- SERIES
  WE DIDNT BOTHER WITH CODING MATTERS
  AND STUFF LIKE THIS SO AWAIT THE
  UPCOMING RELEASES!!!



WE DECIDED TO START OUR RAVING SERIES
SINCE THERE ARE NO GAMES OUT TO TRAIN!
AS WE ALL CAN SEE ESCOM KEPT THEIR
PROMISES! (NOT!)!
THANX TO SAXON FOR HAVING A BEARDDDD!
WE WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE ADDRESSES FROM
PEOPLE WHO LISTEN TO SCOOTER AND
SIMILAR CRAP TO SPANK THEIR MONKEYS
ASSWIPES!!! THANX! THANX!! THAAAAAANX!!

SMURF - SCRATCH OUR RECORDS AND WE WILL
FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE :)


 GET OUR RELEASES FIRST HERE:

 ACID SLAM!
 STATE OF AVERSIA!
 COSMIC CIRCUS!

 OFCOZ SPECIAL REGARDS 2 -MEAT!- FOR
 EXPLAINING US THE STORY ABOUT APROLLOS
 BUST AND FOR TELLING US THE WAY TO THE
 TREESTEM WHERE HE STILL STUCK WITH HIS
 FUCKING SPOTTED LAMERASS!! HAHA!!
 SCHOEN!!!

 DU SIEHST ZUM KOTZEN AUS DU DRECKSAU!
 WIE WAERS WENN DU DICH MAL WAESCHT!!



 SOUND OF HAMBURG...

 AND REMEMBER...
 HAVE SOME FUN WITH ALPHA ONE...
 AND SOME SEX WITH SIRIAX!
 DO IT LIKE SAI RI AX WHICH COULD GIVE
 SOMETHING LIKE A RHYME :)
 ALPHA ONE CAN DO TRICKS WITH HIS TUMMY

 CYA ALL NIE! ENTER DA CODE!! KOTZ!!!!!!
 HEUHEUHUE SPASTI!!!!!!!!!!!