BOOM! BOOM!              b               YEAH! HERE IS THE NEW RAZOR INTRO WHICH YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR.         ALL CODING WAS (AGAIN) OF COURSE DONE BY SECTOR 9 AND DOCTOR NO, MUSIC BY OUR FRIENDS, IQ AND PJOTR OF MIRAGE INT.(THANX A LOT GUYS) AND GRAPHICS BY SECTOR 9...                   ACTION............                                            cFIRST OUT THIS TIME IS SECTOR 9...........  YO, PALS!  ARE YOU ENJOYING OUR NEW INTRO??? AS YOU HAVE ALREADY READ, IT'S CALLED 'BOOM! BOOM!'.....  WHY??? a a a a a a a a a a   AGAIN I CAN'T GIVE YOU A FACIT ANSWER, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT I REALLY LISTEN A LOT TO A NORWEGIAN ROCK-GROUP CALLED DUM DUM BOYS THESE DAYS... IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THEM.... GO FOR'EM, THEY'RE COOL... (OKAY CHRISTIAN, IT'S NO USE FOR YOU TO TRY THEM, KEEP ON SENDING'EM TASTY SWISS SWEETS INSTEAD)       WE HAVE A COUPLE OF NEW MEMBERS IN RAZOR, THEIR NAMES ARE CODEX (GRAPHICS AND SOUND) AND ANIMALIZER (SWAPPING, LEARNING CODING) - WELCOME!!!!!!!!!     ON THE OTHER HAND WE HAVE KICKED TWO MEMBERS THEY ARE FIST AND JETTFIRE...        YOU'RE TOO LAAAAAZY FIST!   DOES THAT MAKE SENSE??????????         a a a a a a a a a a e  e    e WHAT'S THAT????    d    e AM I USING TOO MUCH RASTER-TIME????      e     e  e e e e  NO WAY!!!  I NEVER DO MISTAKES LIKE THAT (????) e  e  e                 HABEN SIE ANGST FUR DAS GASSKAMMER???    CONTACT SECTOR 9 IF YOU FEEL LIKE HAVING A NICE CHAT..                 47 7 805252              b ONCE AGAIN???           OKAY!!!                     47 7 805252              b     I'LL KICK A COUPLE OF MESSYS TO A HANDFULL OF PEOPLE..........       NO.1 GOES TO ERAZOR IN DENMARK!! a a a a a a a a a a    WE DON'T LIKE NAME STEALERS, AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO SAY THAT THE WORLD FAMOUS 'ERAZOR' WAS FORMED BEFORE OUR CREW...  NOTHING AGAINST YOU PERSONALLY, BUT I THINK THAT ERAZOR SOUNDS TO MUCH LIKE RAZOR.. WHY DON'T YOU STICK TO E.G. ERASURE, WHICH SOUNDS VERY MUCH THE SAME AS ERAZOR?? a a a a a a a a a a                                            c   THE NEXT MESSAGE MUST GO TO ANOME 68000 OF ZENITH..  (THE 2ND ONE TO YOU CHRISTIAN IN THIS DEMO!) a a a a a a a a a a  THANX FOR YOUR GOODIES... THEY TASTED LIKE HEAVEN...                                                 c THE NEXT BYTES ARE FOR IT...           JOIK HAR ST0RRE KRAFT ENN KRUTT! HOW WAS THE 30 HOURS TRIP BACK TO YOUR BELOVED CITY HARSTAD... DID YOU EAT A LOT OF T0RRFESK??  BE A TR0NDER, THAT'S THE WAY YOU MAKE IT, SJ0!  C.U.   a a a a a a a a a a                                            c  MESSAGE NO.4 (PHEW!) IS FOR CRYPTOBURNERS......   CONTACT US WINDWALKER OR HEATSEEKER!       WE LIKE YOUR MEGA-DEMO..a a a a a a a a a a       1911 STK. SNADDER FROM SECTOR 9/DR.NO/INSANE AND THE REST OF RAZOR!                                                   c THE FLASH TEAM HAS THE HONOUR OF GETTING MESSY NO.5!!!     CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE NOW AMONG NORWAYS LEADING 5....  (YEAH YEAH!!)        IT'S TOO BAD THAT RAZOR ISN'T BUT MAYBE ONE DAY WE WILL BECOME AS GOOD AS THE WORLD FUCKING FLAESJ TIM..     ANOTHER QUESTION,  HOW COME THAT YOU'RE PUTTING OUT ZIPHOID OF RAZOR'S SONG ON A COLLECTION DISK OF THE BEST SONGS, WHEN WE ARE SUCH A LOUSY CREW???     a a a a a a a a a a  YOU SHOULD ALSO KNOW THAT LORD STRANGELOVE (NOT LSL, BY THE WAY, THE SORT FORM OF MEGAFORCE IS NOT MGF... MAYBE YOU CAN THINK OUT WHAT MGF STANDS FOR....) WELL, YES, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT LORD S.,   HE IS NOT A GOD DAMN SWEDE, HE IS AS NORWEGIAN AS IT'S POSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN BEEING TO BE..   BY THE WAY, NICE DEMOS, YOU WERE ALMOST ABOUT TO BEAT US IN THE ARENDAL DEMO COMPETITION!!!   (????? -1 POINTS!! OR SOMETHING?? WE DIDN'T GIVE YOU MINUS POINTS IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK)    a a a a a a a a a a       THAT WAS MY LAST PERSONAL MESSAGE!!                                                         ca a a a a a a a a a     NOOOOO!!!!! IT'S  - DOCTOR NO -          YEP! I'LL START WITH A SMALL STORY WHICH MIGHT ONLY WILL BE AMUSING FOR ME , SECTOR 9 , PUB/CARTEL , ZTH OF ABNORMAL AND  HOPEFULLY ALSO FOR: ..... ROMSOFT (ALSO KNOWN AS ROCKIE) OF CARTEL!!                                                     ca a a a a a a a a a  OK, HERE WE GO!.....    IT'S 4'O CLOCK IN THE MORNING, AND ROMSOFT'S PHONE IS RINGING.      ROMSOFT: HALLO!?         AMERICAN VOICE: HELLO! IS ROGER FROM THE CARTEL AT HOME??         ROMSOFT (ROGER)  (VERY CONFUSED):  JA!, I MEAN... YES! THAT IS ME!         ROMSOFT MOTHER (IN THE BACKGROUND - ASKING ROMSOFT IN A NERVOUS VOICE ):  KA E DET SOM SKJER ROGER ( LIKED THAT ONE UNAR?? (WERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE??) )            a a a a a a a a a a ROMSOFT:  HOLD KJAEFT, DET E TE MAE!!, STIKK AV FOR ......!!!!! AMERICAN VOICE:    HELLO?  WELL WE ARE CALLING FROM THE STATES, AND WE ARE WONDERING IF YOU WANT TO SWAP WITH US???               ROMSOFT ( VERY NERVOUS! ):  EEEHHHH ERERR  WELL ,  YES..... MAYBE.....YES.....                 AMERICAN VOICE:  OK! I'LL SEND YOU SOME DISKS TOMORROW!    BUT FIRST I MUST KNOW IF YOU ARE A FAST SWAPPER!!         ROMSOFT ( EVEN MORE NERVOUS ( IF IT'S POSSIBLE! ) ):  ERRR EEE.... WELL I SHALL TRY TO BE AS FAST AS I CAN.... ( WE CAN HEAR ROMSOFT DESPERATE SEARCHING THROUGH HIS DISKS FOR NEW TITLES! )         AMERICAN VOICE: OK I SEND YOU SOME DISKS TOMORROW, THEY WILL COME TO YOU NEXT SATURDAY, I GUESS!   BYEEE!!!!              a a a a a a a a a a    WELL, DO YOU REMEMBER THIS PHONECALL ROMSOFT???      IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT YOU'LL REMEMBER THAT WE WERE IN VERDAL THAT WEEKEND ON A SMALL COPYPARTY!!   OF COURSE WE FIXED A FREE PHONE, SO WHY NOT MAKE SOME FUN WE THOUGHT.      WELL WE CALLED UP A LOT OF PEOPLE AND TRIED TO MAKE THEM BELIEVE THAT WE CALLED FROM THE STATES!     BUT NONE OF THEM WERE SO EASY TO FRAME AS YOU!  WE COULD HEAR ( AND SMELL(??)) YOU SWEATING AND YOUR NERVOUS VOICE TROUGH THE PHONE! (HA! HA!)  a a a a a a a a a a    ANYWAY, PLEASE(!) DON'T BE ANGRY!.....  PSST: IT WAS  ZTH / ABNORMAL  WHO WAS THE 'AMERICAN VOICE'. (DIDN'T YOU HEAR HIS NORWEGIAN ACCENT?????)                      a a a a a a a a a a       JARKKO MATTINEN ALSO GOT A PHONECALL THAT EVENING, WHAT A JERK... I (DR.NO), SECTOR 9 AND ZTH JUST YELLED IN THE PHONE!                         THE LAST GUY WE CALLED THAT NIGHT WAS POOR, UGLY INSANE OF RAZOR.   HE WAS A BIT ILL SO HE COULDN'T COME WITH US, WHAT A PITY (?)    BUT OF COURSE WE MADE CONTACT AT 4.30 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING.. HE WAS SO TIRED THAT I'M SURE THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW HIS NAME...   WE DIDN'T PRESENT OURSELVES THEN, BUT WHEN WE CALLED TO PRESENT OURSELVES, 5 O'CLOCK HE JUST THREW ON.  (SILLY BASTARD!!!)           a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a   DOCTOR NO IS SIGNING OFF.......... CU a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a         SN0RR OG DRITT,SATAN HAKKI AE E FORRKJ0LA!!!!   OKAY WITH THAT GLAMOUROS WORDS THE NOW FAMOUS INSANE THE TRACTORMANIAC STARTS  HIS TEXT A RELLY SHORT ONE COZ THE BASTARDS WILL RELEASE IT TOMORROW!!!! TWO SPECIALGREETINGS FROM INSANE THIS TIME NO.1 TO LIGHTFOOT OF MORONS FOR CALLING ME ALL THE TIME,AND THE SECOND ONE GOES TO ANTICHRIST OF CARTEL FOR MAILING MY DISKS,VIDEOTAPES,BRIEFS,ETC..!!!  A BIG BANG TO INFERNO(SILLY NAME!!) FOR BEING A LAMER!!!!!!ENOUGH OF THAT INTERNAL CRAP BUT THE TWO LAST GUYS ARE IN MY COOL CLASS!!!     OK YOU GUYS OUT THERE SWAPPING VIDEO-FILMS CONTACT ME UNDER:        INSANE/STEIN HELGE SJAASTAD      b           7520 HEGRA,NORWAY!           b   EHHHHH... SOME OTHER LARVE GREETINGS GOES TO IT !!! ENOUGH SHIT FROM ME(INSANE) SO PUMP UP THE VOLUME AND LET YOUR BALLS TWIST!!!!!a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a  a                                                            HERE ARE OUR UPDATED GREETINGSLIST, OUR FRIENDS ARE AS ALWAYS GREETED IN RAZOR-ORDER....                                              ca a a a a a a a a a        GREETINGS TO : ROUTE 66, SARGON, SAVORY, SCOOPEX, SETROX, SOFTRUNNER GROUP, SOFTWARE OF SWEDEN, SQUADRON, STARFORCE, SUBWAY AND THE DREAM TEAM, TETRAGON, THE ARCADIA TEAM, THE BAND, THE ROUND CIRCLE, THE SENSES, THE SILENTS, THE SUPPLY TEAM, WANTON, WORLD OF WONDERS, X-MEN, YDEX AND HI-TECH, YES, ZENITH (ANOME 68000), ZIGAG AND DESTINY, 101 THE MALTESTE HACKERS, ABNORMAL, ACCESSION, ACCUMULATORS AND THE SOFTKILLER CREW, ACTION FORCE, AFTERBURNERS, ALPHAFLIGHT, AMIGA SUPERIORS, BAMIGA SECTOR ONE, BASTOCHE CREW (SEND YOUR ADDRESS AGAIN!), BEASTIE BOYS, BEYOND FORCE, BLACK MONKS, BREAKOUT, BYTERAPERS, COOL KIDS, COSA NOSTRA, CRANIUM, CRUSH, CRYPTOBURNERS, DANISH GOLD, DEXION, DISK SYNDICATE, DOCTOR MABUSE ORGASM CRACKINGS (DOC), DUAL CREW, EAGLES, ECLIPSE (THE EARL), ENERGY, ERRORS, ESCAPE, FANTASY, FBW, FIG, FREEDOM FORCE, FREE ACCESS AND CBC, GURUS, GIANTS, HOAXERS, HORIZON, IBB, DIGI TECH AND KNIGHT HAWKS, IMPACT, IPEC ELITE, IT, KEFRENS, LAW BREAKERS, LEGENDS, LEVEL 1 AND TRIANGLE, LIMITED, MAD MONKS, MAN O WAR, MEGAFORCE, MIGGES, MIRAGE INTERNATIONAL, MORONS, NETWORK, NEMESIS (SILVER HAWKS), PHALANX, PHOENIX (DUCKY), PLASMA FORCE, PUREBYTE (YIP), RADWAR 1941, RAGE DNS, CARTEL (I HAVEN'T LEARNED THE ALPHABET), RANDOM FASHION, AND OF COURSE RAWHEAD!!!!!!a a a a a a a a a a        PHEW!   I THINK THAT'S ALL OF THEM, AND AS USUALLY, DON'T BLOW YOUR BRAIN IF WE LEFT YOU OUT, JUST GIVE US A FRIENDLY MESSAGE.          OKAY????                 a a a a a a a a a a                                            c          WELL I THINK THAT'S ALL WHAT WE'VE GOT TO SAY TO YOU, ENJOY YOUR LIFE, DRINK EC DAHL BEER AND HAVE A NICE DAY...                                SPREADING THE NEWS AROUND THE WORLD, 1989!                                                                                                                                          a a a a a a a a a a                                            cWHY THE HECK ARE YOU WAITING???? IT'S GONNA RESTART!!!                       I TOLD YOU!            HERE WE GO