PARAGON IS BACK, INVADING YOUR SCREEN WITH ANOTHER INTRO RELEASED IN THE YEAR OF 1992 ... CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO: ALL CODING BY OBSCURE! ........ MUSIC AND GFX BY CRUIZER! ....... FONT BY KHORNE! ....... THIS IS CRUIZER SWINGIN' AT THE KEYBOARD ... A LITTLE STORY COMING UP: ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. . ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A GUY IN A LITTLE SHITTY TOWN CALLED KONGSVINGER. HE HAD A SHITTY LITTLE MACHINE WITH THE SHITTY LITTLE NAME OF CBM 64. ON THIS SHITTY MACHINE HE USED TO PLAY SHITTY LITTLE GAMES WITH HIS SHITTY LITTLE FRIENDS. SHITTY ENOUGH FOR'YA ??? WELL, THE BOY GOT CONFIRMATED, AND AS A PRESENT FROM HIS FATHER (WHO WAS FED UP WITH THE SHITTY GAMES), HE GOT AN AMIGA!!! NOW, THE BOY UNDERSTOOD THAT THIS MACHINE HAD GOT ENORMOUS POSSIBILITIES..... SO HE WANTED TO USE THESE POSSIBILITIES. ..... HOW COULD HE DO THAT? HE GOT HOLD OF A PROGRAM, WHICH WAS CALLED 'SOUNDTRACKER', AND HE DISCOVERED THAT MAKING MUSIC WAS ACTUALLY QUITE FUN!! ...... SO, AS THE YEARS PASSED BY, HE GOT RID OF ALL HIS GAMES AND STARTED COLLECTING SAMPLE DISKS INSTEAD! .... HE ALSO GOT HOLD OF A FEW DEMOES, AND HE BADLY WANTED TO START MAKING DEMOES. BUT, ALL ALONE AS HE WAS, HE HAD NOBODY TO CODE, SO HE COULD NOT DO ANYTHING ELSE THAN KEEP ON COMPOSING, WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO HAPPEN. MEANWHILE, HE ALSO STARTED TO PAINT, BUT COMPOSING WAS STILL HIS MAIN THING...... THEN SUDDENLY, ONE DAY HE MET A GUY CALLED EL LOCO, WHO WAS A MEMBER OF THE GROUP BOHEMIANS. THEY STARTED TO WRITE LETTERS TO EACH OTHER, AND WHEN BOHEMIANS JOINED FORCES WITH ARCTIC FORCE, HE BECAME A MEMBER OF THE NEW GROUP CALLED PARAGON! ....... AND HE IS NOW A HAPPY BOY, BECAUSE HE CAN ACTUALLY TAKE PART IN THE MAKING OF DEMOES ........ UNDER THE NAME OF CRUIZER/PARAGON! ........A NICE STORY? A SHITTY STORY !!!! YOU PROBABLY SCREAM BUT YOU CAN SCREAM AS LOUD AS YOU WANT, I CAN'T HEAR'YA ANYWAY...... (HE,HE...) ........ NOPEY DOPEY, ENUFF OF DIZ FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!!!! ........ IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME FOR SAMPLE- OR MODULESWAPPING, WRITE TO: LARS AUDUN DALE BREGNEVN.24 2200 KONGSVINGER NORWAY! ............ BUT PLEASE, NO ORDINARY SWAPPING, I WILLNOT ANSWER SWAPPING LETTERS! ...... OK, I'LL LEAVE THE KEYBOARD OVER TO EL LOCO NOW, SO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE HAVE A GREAT TIME. I'LL SEE'YA IN ANOTHER PARAGON PRODUCTION............. EL LOCO OF PARAGON HERE ... READ THE UPPER EXHIBITION FOR GREETINGS,ADDRESSES AND MEMBERLIST... WHAT MORE TO SAY?? SEE YA AT THE DEADLINE AND CRUSADERS PARTY IN LILLESTROEM... PARAGON WILL PROBABLY RELEASE ATLEAST ONE DEMO THERE ... SO STAY TUNED, AND WRITE TO ONE OF THE ADDRESSES ABOVE FOR SOME HOT AND FRIENDLY SWAPPING... TEXT RESTARTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< < < < < < ­ PARAGON PRESENTS ® < < < < MEMTRO #1 < < < < ¯ <<<<<<< <<<<<<< <<<<<<< ° < < ¯ < < < < < ° < < ¯ < < < < < ° < < ¯ <<<<<<< <<<<<<< < ° < < ¯ < < < < << ° < < ¯ < < < < < ° < < ¯ < < < <<<<<<< ° < < < <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< MEMTRO SIMLPY MEANS ¯ MEMBERINTRO! ° <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< So what do you think is coming up?? Since the number of members in ­PARAGON® have been fluctuating lately, we've decided to give you something we sincerely believe is correct. CURRENT STABLE OF MP'S (MP=MEMBER OF PARAGON) (Alpha order) ­BLACK PANTHER ®....... (CODER) ­COOPER ®.............. (GFX) ­CROCKER ®............. (SWAPPER) ­CRUIZER ®............. (MUSIC) (GFX) ­DR. FLOYD ®........... (MODEM) ­DR. VOODOO ®.......... (SWAPPER) ­EL LOCO ®............. (MUSIC) (SWAPPER) ­EPA ®................. (SWAPPER) ­KHORNE ®.............. (GFX) (SWAPPER) ­MARLIN ®.............. (MUSIC) ­MC METAL ®............ (SWAPPER) (GFX) ­MR ZIG-ZAG ®.......... (GFX) ­MYSTRA ®.............. (SWAPPER) (MUSIC) ­NIMROD ®.............. (CODER) ­OBSCURE ®............. (CODER) ­SELWYN ®.............. (SWAPPER) ­SLIMEBALL ®........... (CODER) ­TOM ®................. (SWAPPER) (MUSIC) TRY TO SWAP WITH THESE GUYS AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESSES: (next page) ¯ CROCKER: ° Erik Tomren Riisveien 30 2007 KJELLER NORWAY ¯ DR. VOODOO:° Dag Robert Holmen Langhaugane 40 6840 VASSENDEN NORWAY ¯ MC METAL ° Bjoern Haukedalen Hagavegen 50 5875 AARDALSTANGEN NORWAY ¯ KHORNE: ° Audun Meland PO Box 187 7140 BREKSTAD NORWAY For membership only: ­ EL LOCO/PARAGON ® Harald Venes 7130 BREKSTAD, NORWAY phone: +47 (0)76 24 333 Articles, etc for our mag: ¯ NIMROD/PARAGON ° Steinar Knutsen Ryggen 7140 OPPHAUG NORWAY THE CREDITS FOR THIS MEMTRO: MUSIC ............­ CRUIZER ® LOGO ............¯ CRUIZER ° SCROLLFONT ............­ KHORNE ® CODING ............ ¯OBSCURE ° Now some messages from ­KHORNE ® ¯ KYLE/TSB : ° Where are you ? I haven't heard from you for a long time ! Hope to hear from you very soon ! ¯ LORD ZERO/LSD :° Always a new pack of puke ! You've got cool scrollers ! Where is your article to F'nE #3 ? Anyway, no hurry yet. (deadline 1/4 -92) Keep up your cool work ! ¯TACTEL/UNLIMITED :° Nice stuff you sent me last time, eh ? You're forgiven. Send me some news about the board you told me so much about ! CU ! ¯ NETHEAD/LSD : ° Hello you "weak human", how are your magic pixels ? Nice gfx as always ! Nice to hear that you wanted to draw some gfx for ­FREE & EASY® !! See you at LILLESTROM ! ¯AQUA/ADDONIC : ° Always nice to talk with you on the phone, and always difficult to understand your "BERGEN-LANGUAGE" (Ha!) Send me your new stuff soon ! ¯ ANABEL/CREED :° Special regards to ­YOU ®! Because you're my only female contact these days. Nice logo you had on your new intro !! Hope to hear from you too. ¯ LONERIDER/PMC :° Where's my disks ?????????? ¯ROID/DANGER : ° Nice packs you sent me ! Also nice meetro! Send more ! ¯ CHIP/VISUAL BYTES :° We haven't talked so much yet, but anyway, HELLO ! ¯ZOPPO/TOXIC TRACK :° Nice to hear from you too ! Send some HOTTER stuff next time ! ¯DUKE/NEW ORDER °: Hope to hear from you soon ! Are you going to Lillestrom ? After several requests from ¯DR.BUN/CRASHEAD°, here's a well known "­FINN JOKE®" : Pekka bought himself a new chainsaw, because the merchant told him that he could cot down at least 100 trees a day with it. Pekka meant that this was a good bargain because earlier he used to cut down 40 trees a day. After a few days Pekka was back in the store, saying that he could only cut down 20 trees a day with that damn chainsaw. The merchant thought that this was strange, so he started the chainsaw. Pekka stared at the chinsaw. Then he said: "Does it make sounds too ??" Well Bunnie, i'm waiting for my "juicy revenge" !!! ­ -KHORNE- ® GREETINGS GOES OUT TO ALL OUR CONTACTS <<<<<<<< < < <<<<<<<< < << < < < < < < < < < < < < < < < <<<< < < < < < < < < < < < < < << < < < < < < < <<<<<<<< < < <<<<<<<<