MAHONEY & KAKTUS PRESENTS:     B L U E !         PROGRAMMING BY MAHONEY     MUSIC BY MAHONEY     GRAPHICS BY MAHONEY     IDEAS BY MAHONEY            EVERYTHING BY MAHONEY ...                WELL,     THIS IS MY VERY FIRST INTRO ON THIS COMPUTER.           THIS INTRO WAS MADE 16 DAYS AFTER I GOT MY AMIGA ...      16 DAYS!!!         NOT BAD, EH?                NOPE!    HIT THAT BLOODY BUTTON, AND YOU"LL SEE THE DEMO ...                 MAHONEY IS OFF ....    SKRUV!                                          



                                                                            HE!        FOR THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED,     HERE"S THE FINAL STORY ABOUT THIS DEMO ...              IT"S MY VERY SECOND ON THE AMIGA   (THE FIRST WAS THE INTRO YOU SAW BEFORE ...)            RIGHT NOW, MY AMIGA IS THREE ( 3! ) WEEKS OLD ...        YES!   THREE WEEKS!             AND THE FIRST TWO WEEKS, I HADN"T GOT THE HARDWARE-MANUAL, SO I COULDN"T DO SOME PROGRAMMING THEN ...        AND I HAD SOME WORK LEFT WITH OUR "SKRUV" ON THE 64!   (TRY TO GET IT, IT"S    - S U P E R ! - )          THEN,  WHEN I GOT MY AMIGA HARDWARE REFERENCE MANUAL, I STARTED TO PROGRAM ...         BEFORE THAT, I DIDN"T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT COPPER, BLITTER, PLAYFIELDS, SPRITES, ETC!         WELL, I HAD BEEN PROGRAMMING THE 64 FOR FOUR YEARS, AND THAT HELPED ME A LOT!                  SO, I SPENT TWO DAYS READING THAT BOOK FORWARD AND BACKWARDS!        SUCK!                   THEN, I STARTED TO MAKE MY VERY FIRST COPPERLIST,     AND IT WORKED!!!!!!!!!!!              AFTER THAT I MADE A SCROLL ...         LATER IT WENT TO BE THE SCROLL IN THE INTRO ...         AND AFTER ONE WHOLE DAY (24 HOURS!) I FINALLY GOT MY INTRO READY!!!!     (THAT WAS FOUR DAYS AGO!)          THEN ...      WHY NOT MAKE A REAL DEMO ???           AND THEN, I STARTED ON THIS ...            MAYBE NOT SO ADVANCED, BUT WHAT THE HELL!     MY VERY FIRST WEEK PROGRAMMING THE AMIGA RESULTED IN THIS!        NOT BAD!             OR?                                                    10 0F 0E 0D 0C 0B 0A 09 08 07 06 05 04 03 02 01 00 ....    THE SLUT!



                                                                MAHONEY & KAKTUS PRESENTS   - B L U E ! -              THIS DEMO WAS PROGRAMMED BY MAHONEY, AND ALL SCROLLS WERE ALSO WRITTEN BY MAHONEY ...               HERE COMES THE STANDARD SHIT-TALK:                   BURP!       THE DAYS ARE GETTING SHORTER, AND THE SUMMER GOES TO IT"S END ...     SNYFT!           WELL, LET"S HAVE SOME FUN, BEFORE THAT BLOODY SCHOOL STARTS!               FIRST OF ALL, KAKTUS & I SAID THAT WE SHOULD FINISH ALL OUR DEMOS TOGETHER ...       THIS IS AN EXCEPTION!      WHY?        KAKTUS" PARENTS DIDN"T WANT TO DRIVE HIM DOWN TO MY PLACE,   AND MY PARENTS ARE ON HOLIDAY ...  .         SAD ...             BUT, WHAT THE HECK!        KISS YOUR MISS, FUCK A DUCK, AND YOU WILL REALIZE THAT IT IS     - F U N ! -              NOPE!   SOME MORE INTERESTING TEXT ...           THAT WATER-SOUND IN THE INTRO HAS A VERY SPECIAL STORY ...       WHEN SPEXHANE   (ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS!)  WAS ON A CAMP WITH HIS CLASS SOMEWHERE IN SWEDEN, HE GOT AN IDEA!           HE TOOK A BOAT, A TAPE-RECORDER AND SOME LARGE STONES,  WENT OUT ON A LAKE, AND STARTED TO RECORD!        LATER, WHEN I BORROWED SOME OF HIS TAPES, I HEARD THAT WATER,   AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!        I COPIED IT TO ANOTHER TAPE, AND THERE IT WAS FOR ABOUT EIGHT MONTHS ...       THEN ON THE S.O.S. MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD, I FOUND THAT TAPE AGAIN ...    JIPPIE!       THEN I BORROWED RON"S FUTURE-SOUND (THANX!) AND SAMPLED IT ON ALASTORS AMIGA (I HADN"T GOT AN AMIGA THEN!)      THEN, WHEN I STARTED ON THE BLUEINTRO, IT WAS JUST PERFECT!                        <    GOSH!  I"M HUNGRY!    SEE YOU SOON!               MUMS!      THOSE SANDWICHES ARE JUST LOVELY!           OH YES!    SOMETHING ABOUT OUR LAST DEMO ON THE 64!   - S K R U V ! -        THAT IDIOT YANKEE IS VERY, VERY SOON      D E A D!           WHY?         ON THE MEETING IN KRISTIANSTAD THERE WAS A DEMO-COMPETITION.       WE WON, WITH A PRERELEASE OF SKRUV.       IT WAS MADE IN ONE EX.     ONE.    IT WAS NEVER MENT TO BE RELEASED, BUT THAT "SMART" GUY YANKEE STOLE IT FROM US, AND COPIED IT WITHOUT US KNOWING IT.           THEN, SOME WEEKS AFTER, RON OF SOS AND SOMEONE IN RADIOACTIVES CALLED KAKTUS, AND SAID THAT THEY GOT THE PRERELEASE FROM YANKEE ...         I HOPE THAT IT HASN"T GOT TOO FAR, BECOZ THERE WERE A LOT OF BUGS, AND SOME PARTS WERE NOT READY THEN ...             YANKEE, YOU ARE VERY, VERY, VERY STUPID,    AND A LOVELY DAY,    WE WILL KILL YOU!                       NOW OVER TO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ...              EH?     WHAT"S DIFFERENT ???               YEAH!  NOW I KNOW!         IT"S GETTING LATE ...         HOW LATE?               WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD SAY THAT IT"S GETTING EARLY ...        THAT THING ON MY ARM SHOWS 05:22!!!!           IT"S ALREADY A NEW DAY!    THE BIRDS ARE SINGING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW ...           HOPE I WILL FINISH THIS DEMO TODAY ...            MAHONEY IS OFF ...     SKRUV!               



                   GREETINGS ???    FORGET IT!      WHO THE HELL WANTS A LIST OF NS, BS1 & TKT, TNA, PWR, BFBD, BLZ, NL, V42 AND ALL OTHER 3-LETTER GROUPS THAT YOU NEVER RECOGNIZE?    <    SORRY,     IF YOU"RE LOOKING FOR GREETINGS, DO LIKE THIS:         RESET YOUR COMPUTER   (PRESS CTRL, AMIGA, AMIGA IF YOU DIDN"T KNOW IT!)       TAKE OUT THE DISK WITH OUR DEMOS, AND PUT IN NORTHSTARS MEGA-DEMODISK II ...      THERE YOU"LL FIND YOUR BLOODY GREETINGS!!!                     <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< TUT!                              



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