^hi there ! + $^ welcome to sounds of dob, first of all thanks to the untouchables for coding this little scrolly! this is the first in a series of new wave inc. music disks coming your way soon! all tunes were written by our mr tunes dobbin! we have over 400 modules to be released! so if you need some tunes contact us, & say what type of tune you want metal,folk,pop,jazz you name it! a special message to anyone living in somerset. new wave inc. needs coders! contact us now! contact either jace or gunge for tunes,code & the lastest stuff! message to ted of defjam, wheres our disks!! look out for more new releases & details on the nwi copy party coming soon!!! see ya at the shopper show! SOUNDS OF DOB A PRODUCTION BY JACE GUNGE + DOBBIN FOR NEW-WAVE INC. THIS IS THE FIRST IN A SERIES OF N.W.I. MUSIC DISKS FOR 1991. FIRST OF ALL A MESSAGE TO E N I G M A HOPE WE CAN COME INTO CO-OPERATION SOON! GREETS TO ALL ENIGMA MEMBERS! N.W.I IS ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS AND CONTACTS, IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US THEN LOOK IN THE BOOTBLOCK!! O.K. HERE COME THE GREETS -----> -TED OF DEFJAM- -ENIGMA- -THE TIGER TEAM- -SMASH U.K.- -T.C.P- (SORRY TO HEAR YOU GOT BUSTED) -MAG. FIELDS- -SCORPION- -WARRIORS- -JOHNNY CRASH- -STEVE WILLIS- -JOHN WEBB- -LAURENCE- -STUART- -BJORN- -TROSTY OF SLEAZY MAG.- -MIND X- -THE HORN- -ANDREW- -JASON- -PAUL- -IVOR- -DANIEL- -JOHN BAWDEN- (WITHOUT WHOM NEW-WAVE INC. WOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN BORN!) -PATRICK- O.K. THATS ENOUGH GREETS, SORRY IF YOU WERE FORGOTTEN! WE HAVE NOT WORKED OUT A PROPER GREETINGS LIST YET. RIGHT THATS ENOUGH SCROLLY FROM ME HERE COMES A SCROLLY WRITTEN AT THE LAST N.W.I COPY PARTY/PISS UP! TELLING YOU THE WHOLE SHOCKING TRUTH ABOUT N.W.I!!! THIS IS JACE SLAMMING THE KEYS AT THE N.W.I CONFERENCE FOR DEC `90 DAY 2. BUT FIRST SOME WORDS ABOUT DAY 1. ME AND GUNGE ARE STILL RECOVERING FROM SHOCK! WE HAD JUST FINISHED OFF 5 LITRES OF DRY BLACK WHICH WE HAD BEEN MIXING WITH SOME BREW KEV'S DAD HAD BUT TOGETHER, WE WERE HALF WAY THROUGH THAT BOTTLE OF SHIT, WHEN I POURED OUT A GLASS AND THE BOTTLE FUCKING RATTLED!! I HELD IT UP TO LIGHT AND IT WAS FULL OF FUCKING PURPLE BALLS!! THE STRANGE THING WAS THAT THEY WERE'NT IN THERE TO START WITH!! GREMLINS II!!! FUCK!! THE BOTTLE WAS JUST FULL OF HUNDREDS OF THE BASTARDS!! AND WHAT EVER IT WAS WE HAD DRUNK MOST OF IT!! STEADY ON!! HERE'S GUNGE WITH SOME MORE INFO ON DAY 1. WELL WHAT CAN I SAY DAY1 WAS SHIT HOT NOW KEV WAS FUCKED RIGHT UP.. I MUST OF PUNCHED HIM AT LEAST 3 TIMES IN THE FACE, BUT HE STILL DIDN'T TALK ANY SENSE ....THIS IS DAY 2 AT THE MOMENT AND WERE JUST ABOUT TO GO TO THE OFF-LICENCE AGAIN I'M APPEALING FOR MONEY IN THE KITTY FROM THESE SCABBY BASTARDS..WE HAVE GOT 10 QUID ALREADY SO WE WILL PROBABLY BE PISSED AGAIN TONIGHT...GOING BACK TO WHAT JACE WAS SAYING THAT DRINK FREAKED ME RIGHT OUT ..I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING MIND YOU I`D DRUNK LOADS AS WELL SO IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY!!! AT THE MOMENT KEV IS FUCKING AROUND WITH HIS SAMPLER , JACE IS WRITING A MODULE AND ALL THE REST ARE EATING , DRINKING AND COPYING.. RIGHT I'M JUST FUCKING OFF TO THE OFF LICENCE I THINK KEV WILL TAKE OVER.. WELL HELLO!! IT`S NOT OFTEN THAT I GET A CHANCE TO WRITE IN THIS SCROLL TEXT I AM USUALY SLAGGED OFF!!! OR MY ADDRESS GETS GIVEN AWAYS SO THOSE TWO RAT BAGS DON`T GET IN TO TROUBLE!!!JACE AND GUNGE HAVE FUCKED OFF OUT AND I AM JUST LEFT HERE WITH THE REST OF THE MOB AND I HAVE BEEN TOLD I HAVE GOT TO WRITE IN THIS TEXT.SO FIRST A FEW MESSAGES TO ALL MY CONTACTS OUT THERE IN THE BIG WIDE WORLD!! HI TO CHRIS WILLIAMS IN WALES KEEP IT UP MATE YOUR SWAPPING WELL!!!AND KEEP ON WATCHING THE FOOTY!!!MEGA THANX MUST GOTO JIM GLASGOW TOMINEY HE IS ONE OF THE MAIN MEN IN THE NEW-WAVE SWAPPING GROUP ,,.,. OUR MAIN MAN!!!...MESSAGE TO ROB DRUCK GET SELLING THEM PRINTERS!!!! FOR THEM CUT PRICES!HA!HA! FUCK OFF KEV! THIS IS GUNGE ON THE KEYS (HALF PISSED) WE ARE HAVING A RIGHT SESSION AT KEV'S EVERYONE'S PISSED JACE IS DOING SOME WELL WICKED EXECUTABLE SAMPLES OF SOME BOMB THE BASS MUSIC .... STEVE IS PISSED ON CIDER AND HE DOES NOT NO WHERE HE IS OR WHAT HE IS DOING ..I AM AWARE THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ANY `MUFF' LATELY SO I WILL PHONE A FEW FEMALE `CONTACTS' TONIGHT ..HEY KEV HOW'S GEORGE JACE IS STILL DRINKING THE STUFF WITH PURPLE BALLS IN FUCKING BLITZES ME OUT ..MAT IS FALLING EVERYWHERE HE IS RIGHT OUT OF IT... STEVE HAS STOPPED DRINKING COS' HE IS A BORING BASTARD AND MAT IS SAYING HE IS NOT PISSED AND HE CAN BALANCE ON ONE LEG... HIS MIDDLE ONE !!! TENT PEGS SAYS JACE WITHOUT FOREPLAY... THE CD IS KNOW PLAYING AND STEVE IS FREAKING OUT AND KEEPS ON ABOUT SAMPLING..MAT HAS FALLEN OF HIS CHAIR!! AND WE HAVE JUST HAD A FIGHT ABOUT WHETHER TO PUT THAT IN THE SCROLL (HE DENIES IT)... THIS IS A FUCKING MAJOR SESSION AND EVERYONE IS SINGING THE WORDS TO THE CD SOMETHING ABOUT SOMEONE SITTING ON HIS COCK!!! (HE LOVES IT!!) ANYWAY WE HAVEN'T KNOCKED OF THAT MANY PRODUCTIONS TONIGHT AS I AM THE ONLY ONE THAT SOBER (SOMEONE HAS TO STAY SONBNER!!) ACTUALLY JACE IS DOING A PRODUCTION BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT BIT WILL BE LIKE AS HE IS PISSED AS WELL.. SORRY FOR ANY SPELLINGG MISTAKES AS I'M HALF WAY THERE!!! HERE'S MAT OF SMASH U.K TO WRITE A FEW WORDS..SMASH I HERE YOU SAY WHO THE FUCK ARE THEY ??? WELL MATT THAT WAS BOLLOCKS! YOU NEED SOME SCROLLY PRACTISE, IT'S FUCKING EASY JUST WRITE ABOUT ANYTHING! TALK ABOUT THE CRAP THAT KEV TALKS ABOUT ALL THE TIME FUCKING HELL!! KEV IT'S NOT WHAT YOU LIKE, BUT IT'S WHERE YOU PUT IT! AND IT AIN'T HALF CRUSHED!! KEV IS GOING MENTAL ON THE SAMPLER HE THINKS HE'S A FUCKING ALPHABETY SPAGGATI, FUCK MY DRINKS GROWING PUBIC HAIRS OR IS IT FROTH!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! SAMPLE THAT FART!!!! FUCK WE'ARE ALL HALF CUT AND RAT ARSED!!!!!! THAT WAS ONE FUCKING NIGHTMARE BLOODY WANK BREATH EXTRACTOR OF FART!!!!! GUNGE HAS JUST TAKEN A TUMBLE OFF THE CHAIR AND HAS BLITZED HIMSELF OUT!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOH! GUNGE!!!!! IS BACK!! I'M BACK LISTENING TO AN INNER CITY COMPACT AND A PORNO ON CHANNEL 4 ..WHAT'S THE TIME IT'S 10.45PM EVERYONE HAS GONE AND LEFT ME.. JACE HAS JUST HAD A FACE FULL OF STEAM AS IT IS SO COLD IN KEV'S TOILET!! I AM PISSED RIGHT OUT OF TOWN AND SOMEONE IS TOPPING JACES'S DRINK UP SO HE CAN'T FINISH IT!! I AM IN A STATE OF DIZZYNESS BUT I AM STILL IN CONTROL OVER MOST OF MY BODILY FUNCTIONS... JACE HAS JUST SAID THAT THERE IS SO MUCH SEDIMENT IN HIS DRINK IT IS LIKE THE SAHARA DESERT (YOU COULD BUILD SANDCASTLES IN IT!!! KEV IS BEING A BELLEND AND IS LISTENING TO A ROGER RAMJET MIX! (WHAT A KNODGER!!) KEV HAS DRUNK NOTHING AND HE IS BEING A RIGHT LAMER!!! BUT THE REST OF US ARE FUCKED.... THIS IS ONE HELL OF A SCROLLTEXT IT IS A CLASSIC!! AND CAN BE BOUGHT AT YOUR NEAREST BOOKSHOP FOR 1.95 (PAPERBACK)...HOLD ON JACE IS LOOKING BORED SO I'LL HAND YOU BACK TO HIM..........CHEERS THERE GUNGE!! HERE I AM AT THE N.W.I CONFERENCE!!! NISSED AS A PEWT, A GLASS OF I DON'T KNOW WHAT IN ONE HAND AND AN AMIGA IN THE OTHER!! AARRRRGGGGGGGHH!!! ARRRRRR!! SORRY FOR ALL THE NOISE CHRIS IS JUST SMASHING SMASH!!! I JUST TOOK A 13 SECOND SWIG OF THE WORST TASTING DRINK EVER!! CAN YOU IMAGINE THE TASTE OF ROTTEN RASPBERRIES, LAST WEEKS CHEESE AND YESTERDAYS TURKEY!! FUCK IT STICKS TO YOUR TEETH!! AT SITUATION AT THE MOMENT, WE HAVE JUST ABOUT RUN OUT OF ANY HALF DECENT DRINK AND ALL THATS LEFT IS THE BLOODY PURPLE BALL WATER, IF ANYONE WANTS SOME SENT TO THEM THEN GIVE US A BELL AND MAKE IT A CHEESE ONE!! 10 X 10! 10 X 10! 10 X 10! 10 X 10! FUCK IT'S THE POPPIES!!! SHIT I NEED ANOTHER BEVVY, YOU KNOW! SO HEREEEEEEEE'S GUNGE!!!! WELL IT'S LIKE CHOCLATE INNIT... WELL STEVE IS PISSING OFF AT 1 MINUTE PAST ELEVEN AND I'M STILL COHERHENT!!! KEV HAS JUST PUT A CHAMOIS LEATHER IN MY FACE AND HE WILL PAY FOR THAT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT .. MAT IS MYMING TO THE CD PLAYER AND JACE IS TAKING A REST FROM THE SCROLLTEXT EVERYTHING IS SPINNING ...MED IS PLAYING A MODULE AND KEV IS ACTING LIKE A PRAT .. HOT NEWS MAT IS GONNA PUKE... STEVE HAS GONE HOME ... JACE NEARLY FELL OF HIS CHAIR AND SPILT HIS BALL DRINK EVERYWHERE BUT HE DIDN'T. MAT IS BACK AND HE SEEMS QIUET (FUCK I CAN'T SPELL AT THIS TIME AND IN THIS STATE).... HOLD ON THE PORNO'S ARE ON T.V SHE IS SITTING ON HIS COCK AND RIDING IT COWABUNGA!!!!!!!.. I AM PISSED OFF WITH THIS TEXT HERE IS SOMEONE ELSE ,, FUCK KNOW WHO IT IS........ ,MN.B .,/MV THAT BIT OF SCROLLY WAS JUST WRITTEN BY MATT, GUNGE SAID SOMEONE GET ON THE KEYS SO MATT JUST SAT ON THEM!! ANY WAY I AM BACK J A C E! CHECKING OUT THE CHANNELS FUCK WHATS THIS ON THE OLD CHANNEL 4 BLOODY HELL WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY PLAYING AT, AT THE CHANNEL 4, THEY HAVE JUST SHOWN A COUPLE OF KIDS STRETCHING THEIR SCROTTIES. O.K! LETS CUT THE CRAP! IF YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF NEW WAVE INC. THEN YOUR ARE WITNESSING L I V E ! A N.W.I CONFERENCE HERE AT KEV'S HOUSE 66 DURLIEGH RD BRIDTGY HOPEFUL IF WE SPREAD THIS QUICK ENOUGH IT WILL STILL BE GOING ON BY THE TIME TO GET IT!!!! EVERYONE'S LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER I THINK SOME ONE WHATS TO WRITE SOME MORE I CAN'T SAY WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE ABOUT BUT WHO CARES IT'S F U C K I N G C H R I S T M A S ! ! ! ! AND GOD'S ON THE PISS!! GIVE ME HOPE JOANNNE!!! KEV JUST STARTED PLAYING SOME EDDY GRANT, NOW SOME COCKERANE WHAT ELSE I DON'T KNOW IT'S MORRISEY!!!! SORRY BUT MY EYES NEED TO CLOSE A MINUTE SO BACK TO THE MAIN MAN AND THE N.W.I PRODUCTION MANAGER GUNGE!!!! JACE WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT MAN YOU ARE THE MAIN MAN AROUND TOWN AND YOU KNOW ..JACE CRACKS ME UP MAT IS BASHING A BOTTLE AGAINST HIS HEAD IN TIME WITH THE MUSIC....(FREAKED OUT ) JACE SAID IT IS TIME FOR SOME FOOD FUCK ME!!!! FISH PLATTER,FISH PLAICE,FISHY LIPS,BEEF CURTAINS,FLANGE FLAPS,FISHY LIPS AND FISH JUICE!!!!!.. I AM PISSED OFF WITH THIS SCROLLTEXT HERE IS SOME FUCKER WITH SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT THE PARTY! BULLSHIT BOLLOCKS THE TRUTH IS SPEAKING (MAT) GUNGE IS MOANING AT ME TO WRITE MORE TEXT (BUT BEING SO PISSED OUT OF MY SKULL IT TAKES ME HOURS TO WRITE WITH OUT MAKING ANY SPEELING MISTAKES) WE ARE NOW LISTENING TO TURN BACK THE CLOCK BY JONNY HATES JAZZ WRITING MISIC LIKE THAT I`M NOT SUPPRISED JACE HAS JUST HANDED ME CHEESE ON TOAST FUCK KNOWS WHY AS I HATE THE BLOODY SHIT.....ANYRATE RUNNING OUT OF WORDS TO SAY SO OVER TO GUNGE.....I FANCY I HAVE TO MANY BYTES IN THIS MEGA-SCROLLY SO I AM TOTALLY PISSED (WELL SORT OF) AND JACE HAS JUST SPILT LOADS OF CAKE OVER THE CARPET (KEV IS PISSED OFF)... FUCK ME THIS SCROLL IS MASSIVE..I AM PISSED OFF OVER TO FUCK KNOWS..... NO ONE WANTS TO WRITE ..WHAT A SHAME ... GUNGE HAS JUST PHONED UP JULIA BENNET IN DONYATT HE DOES'NT EVEN KNOW HER SEE A EARIER SCROLLY FOR HINTS ON IT!! I WIL HAVE TO SPEAK TO HER ON MONDAY ABOUT IT! MATT IS SINGING DOWN THE SAMPLE MICK EVERY THING FROM STEVIE WRIGHT TO OPERA RAP! HE MUST BE PISSED AND DON'T YOU DENY IT!! O.K! THIS SCROLLY HAS JUST REACHED 1 0 0 0 0 BYTES WELL I BE MOTHER FUCKER BUGGERED! MATT IS CRACKING UP HE'S PRETENDING HE'S A RACING COMMENTATOR!! I RECOGNISE YOUR KNOBB HEY!! ALFI!!! FUCK WHAT A PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WRAP THE TEXT --------------->