SORRY WE ARE BACK

                SO ...
                WRITE THIS ON YOUR VOTE-SHEET:

                         -CRAYON SHINCHAN-
                       MELON DEZIGN/CRYSTAL!



                   DEMO FEATURING:

                       CODE BY
                   SCHM0OVY-SCHMO0V

                     GRAPHICS BY
                         WALT

                      MUSIC BY
                    AUDIOMONSTER


            DEMO DESIGN BY MELON DEZIGN !








      AND NOW,

      MENS & GENTLEMENS, LET'S US
      TELL YOU, THE INCREDIBLE
      STORY OF SCHM0OVY-SCHMO0V,
      THE CODER OF THIS DEMO...



        AT THE BEGINING, HE WAS A TALENTED
             MUSICIAN IN DIGITAL UNDER
             THE NICKNAME 'REVERSE'...
     BUT, DURING A STORMY NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER,
        HE WAS STRUCK BY A THUNDERBOLT, THE
           P0OR REVERSE METAMORPHOSED TO
                 SCHM0OVY-SCHMO0V!
            AND STARTED TO CODE STRANGE
                    ROUTINES...



      HE STAYED 10 DAYS LOCKED HIMSELF IN HIS
         R0OM WITHOUT EATING OR TALKING TO
       ANYBODY, EXCEPT MAYBE TO AN INVISIBLE
        FRIEND CALLED CRAYON SHINCHAN. HIS
       PARENTS WERE AFRAID OF THAT, SO THEY
         DECIDED TO BRING HIM INTO A WORLD
      FAMOUS MADHOUSE, BETTER KNOWN WITH THE
              NAME OF MELON DEZIGN...

      -'DO YOU KNOW THAT THE MARTIANS EXISTS ?
         SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS COME FROM
        ANOTHER COSMOS...  IN FACT THEY ARE
            EVERYWHERE AROUND US...
           BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THEM...
            MAYBE YOU WILL NEVER
               BELIEVE IT,
           BUT THEY CH0OSED ME,
            SCHM0OVY-SCHMO0V,
             TO CONVERSE WITH
            THE HUMAN NATION.






      ONE DAY, I WILL LEAVE THIS STUPID PLANET
       WITH THEM TO GO BEYOND THIS GALAXY...
      FROM EARTH, I WILL ONLY MISS MY COMPLETE
       COLLECTION OF DEMOS FROM MELON DEZIGN,
                  MY NEW FAMILLY.'




                         ARE YOU A REAL
                   MELONSTRATIONS COLLECTOR ?


                   THE PARTY INVITATION 1991
                          TRIP TO AARS
                           HUMANTARGET
                     SMELL OF SHIT (S.O.S)
                              BOMB
                             PRISM
                          KING SONG BOY
                       HEARTTRACKER 2.1/3
                   THE PARTY INVITATION 1992
                     MAHARISHI MAHESH YOGI
                             TETRIS
                              B0O0
                           BBS INTRO
                       THE ROMANTIC DEMO
                MELON BIRTHDAY PARTY INVITATION
                        GURU MEDITATION
                   MANY CRYSTAL CRACK INTROS

                      AND WE ARE ONLY 10...




       IN ORDER TO CONTINUE IN THE
      TIME-HONOURED MELON TRADITION,
                WE FUCK:

       NOLEM, LEMON, NEMOL, ETC...
               WHERE ARE
            OUR ROYALTIES ?

                WE FUCK
           ALL THE CANNIBALS
           WHO EATED MELONS
         ALL THIS SUMMER 1993 !



           WE HEARD STUPID RUMOURS ABOUT
              -THE CRYSTAL DECADENCE-
              BECAUSE OF NO-CRACKING !
             WELL, HERE IS AN ANSWER...

          WHEN THE FAT BOYS WILL BE THINS,
           THE THINS ONES WILL BE DEAD...



       SINCE 2 YEARS WE RECEIVED 986 LETTERS
             AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:

                    MELON DEZIGN
                KONGEBAKKEN 40a,3 MF
                   4000 ROSKILDE
                      DENMARK.


       THE FAN WHO WILL SEND
        'THE 10O0TH LETTER'
      WILL BE A MELON MEMBER...



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       YOU JUST HAVE TO COPY !
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          +49-5416-4-3-2-1




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