,в Yoho hord of Blairos !!! HeMoroiDs is back on your screen with the Myopchart-intro which was made to promove our forthcoming CHART ... For more INFOS about it , just read the text-writer .... STC on da keyboard I wanna dedicate this MYOPTRO to our new members : AXEL-ORCUS-BIBI .... Welcome to the dome of the PREPARATION-H !!! hehehe .... I'm going to give the keyboard to Spock , but before a little joke (in french).... - PAPA ! Tu m'offres quoi pour Noel ????       - Ta Gueule !...         - PAPA ! Tu m'offres quoi pour Noel ???        - TA Gueule !!...        - PAPA ! Tu m'offres quoi pour Noel ???        - Putain ! Ta GUEULE !!!!       - PAPA ! Tu m'offres quoi pour Noel ???        - Mais PUTAIN , TA GUEULE , DE TOUTE FACON AVEC TA LEUCEMIE T'IRAS PAS JUSQU' A NOEL !!!!!!!!         I like IT - I like IT  hum Well now it's time for SPOCK's delirium ... BYE !!!   yo spock is back,first i want to thank xann from silents for helping us assembling this intro, you are really a cool dude fabien. now i want to kisss sam for composing the cooltune you are listening in only 1 day and stc for the veryveryvery fast coding(only 3 months for this one,yeeppee it's possible,xann a du resmoother tes fades gros nain ,mais bon elle est achement bien cette myoptro!!!) now some messages from my cool friends on the scene:   gengis/digital:hello fred,how do you do? i hope you'll finish your trackmo for AARS.   reverse/digital: dis tu n'as pas trop honte de faire la musique pour le myopchart.   alex and nam from the silents: yo les petits gars alors comment ca va dans votre cambrousse ,moi je vous dis que silents ou pas si vous votez pas pour le myopchart ben ben( j'ai fait des progres ds le maniement du scalpel).  barbouze/symbiosis: alors mais qu'est-ce tu fous,mais qu'est-ce tu fous dis t'apprecie notre contribution pour le telethon...  juste un petit bonjour a my brother and a very big bisous to cathy spock signing off,c ya les nains...  HI every body it's AXEL, no 2 hours long scroller this time, only some messages but first let's have a commercial  : if you want to contact a gfx man or just swapping there is only one way :  AXEL/HMD     24 rue d'oran     59800 LILLE    FRANCE.     now for some messages to several friends :     NIGHTHAWK/MAJIC 12 : yoo cool friend, nice and cool gfxs, hope in AARS, you have one or two things to teach me...    BIGM/HMD : merci pour les supers vote form, t'es le meilleur.    REVERSE/DIGITAL : sorry pour la tekkno, je te promet t'en auras plus, par contre j'ai des supers modules de Serge Lama (892 ko), Chantal Goya (1112 ko), et Leo Ferre en remix avec NHP (125248795145 ko...) dur dur pour l'ecouter (a lire sur un air de chanson connue no 1 au top 50). but  nuke is the fucking best....     GADGET and SHADOW : thank you for your cool answer, compton says hello to both of you       STC,SAM and SPOCK : thanks brothers for making this cool demo.       PHENIX/TUMULTE : very nice gfxs, hope we'll make a co-op gfx one day...        YS/NHD : trop cool tes lettres de tare....     COMPTON and SOLID SNAKE : yo les nains, ca fait toujours 1 partout pour street fighter and pinball dream 2, faut vous entrenr mieux que ca les p'tits gas.....        now the greeting list in total chaos order : all HEMOROIDS members on st/amiga/pc, SILENTS (xann, alex, nam, rave, hof, cenobit), DIGITAL (gengis, reverse), NOVA (mr keel, coronal), KEFRENS (hawkeye), MAJIC 12 (polaris, nighthawk), ABSOLUTE (adt), ARISE (kyle), DEFORM (irek.p), DESIRE (dark), THE DIRE WOLFS, Elfin/???, ANALOG (monty, zorglub, spocky), NIHONDREAMERS (ys, slaine), TUMTLTE (phenix), SYMBIOSIS (enzo,styx), 7th eyes, THE DREAMDEALERS (sun, moby), REBELS (sword), BRAINWAVE (arrakis), Bigp, EREMATION (baby-bob, brainwasher), FUMBLE (echo), flam, SATURNE (garou), DMACON (gryzor), FIREHAWK (bob, ultimat, fabian, fox, elfi), W.O.N (byron), Machoman, Mental, INFECT (gadjet), STELLAR (shadow), and also Relax, grimmy, the Ace, Uzgrote, Snagrote, JUDD/ORION DP, ,Zeugma, the Novice Girl, and our friend : COMPTON/EX-OZONE               



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         PRESENT
           THE
        MYOPCHART
          INTRO


   CODING..........STC
   HMD-LOGO.......DIEU
   MC-LOGO.......SPOCK
   MUZAK...........SAM

        > H-M-D <

> GUESS WHAT ????

   DO YOU REMEMBER THE 
DRINK CHARTS OF DRD... 
IT WAS A VERY GOOD IDEA 
BUT IT HAS NEVER BEEN
RELEASED...

THAT THE REASON WHY WE
MADE : 

     THE MYOP-CHART 

  WAIT FOR NEXT PAGE IF 
   YOU WANT MORE INFOS


  (RMB TO STOP WRITER)


YOU ARE ALLOWED TO VOTE
FOR THE FOLLOWIN STUFFS

 - MYOPATH OF THE MONTH
    ( COOLEST GUY )

 - BEST RIPPER
   (IN GFXS, CODE...)

 - LOWEST SWAPPER
 - MOST BORING DEMO
 - BEST LAMER TRISOMIC
 - MOST ALCOHOLIC DUDE
 - COOLEST FUCKMO
 - WORST CODER
 - COOLEST DEMO OF THE 
   LAST SIX MONTHS.



> OTHER STUFFS : 

THE MYOP-CHART WILL 
ALSO CONTAIN : 

  -NEWS AND RUMOURS  
  -ADVERTISMENTS 

BUT YOUR CONTRIBUTION 
DON'T STOP HERE

GFXMEN CAN DRAW TITLE 
PAGES, LOGOS, CLIP ARTS
100x100x16 IN LORES, AND
NO RESTRICTION FOR PAGES
AND LOGOS.

MUSICANS CAN MAKE SWEET 
MODULES (200 ko max.)


    > NOW THE ADDY < 

THE ONLY WAY TO VOTE OR 
TO SEND YOUR WORK IS :

     THE MYOPCHART
     24 RUE D'ORAN
      59800 LILLE 
        FRANCE

 FOR ANY OTHER REASON,
       WRITE TO :

      SPOCK / HMD
   SYLVAIN KEIGNART
  9 RUE DES PYRAMIDES
      59000 LILLE
        FRANCE


BUT REMEBER THIS : 

WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE 
FOR THE RESULTS OF THE 
CHART...

THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU 
ARE  IN 'BEST LAMER'
DON'T BLAME US, BCOZ THE
PROBLEM IS ON YOU.... 

LAST WORDS :

 IFF ADVERT FORMAT IS 

     130x100x16
         OR
     300x100x16