surprise! grey! here. once again it's time to talk to the world in this latest b.s.s demo appropriately named.. 'parallax' as you can see phil! has let me have this scroller and he's got the top scroller. oh! and to clear up any confusion.. phil! is my brother now then... a few lines about us in b.s.s! i'm still swapping and compiling etc but i now have a full time job with shifts so some weeks i reply the same day and others its next day return.ok! stu has gone in for coding lately so if he aint too fast on the old swapping scene that's the reason! e.s.p... errr! where are you? now a few words to certain people. first to comrade.j you've still got my disks!! just send 'em back will ya! now to gray of dynamic vision.. couldn't you think of a more original name?! rip off! and don't say you was first coz i've been using 'grey!' for years! now the greets.... - greetings to - zarch (mag.fields) scooter (the lads) psyclone (megadeth) mike (excel uk) craig (dyn.vision) blaster (m.fields) fred (watchmen) stuart (the band) tic-tac (megadeth) ajax (untouchables) guy steve well thats about all for this demo! i'll be at sundays pc(w) show so hopefully i'll see some of you there! until next time byeeeee - grey! sorry folks... this demo is just too boring! time for some 8 layer parallax scrolling! cool eh? o.k then cop this for an original scroller! hi guys.... this is phil! of b.s.s (the british swapping syndicate) here's another one for your collection! i was getting progressively more bored at the latest outburst of 4 colour bob demos... ('ooh we've got 205!' - congratulations - you win a cookie).... so i thought i'd try something a bit more original with our friend mr.blitter.... ok i know there's some yawno bobs on the screen now but at least they're 8 colours! by the way, you can control the boring things by pressing the 2 sets of amiga and alt keys ... if you make a right mess which is highly likely, press the ctrl key to reset 'em to the original pattern.... this music was created by -chronos- of magnetic fields so thanx a lot to him! i'll try to avoid talking crud in this scroller ... some people really go ape don't they ... e.g. 'a new age has dawned, a new force has been created.....' what a load of pig crap! talk about hype- i hate hype..... here's a few of my opinions .... new computer express is crap ... uncle art is the worst commercial amiga musician (dum-dugga-dugga-a-dum-dugga-dugga....same drum track every time and shit voices as well) ... mr. heli is the smoothest game i've ever seen (slight sarcasm there) ... bob demos are the definition of the word yawn ... the poll tax is criminal ...... ok thats enough of that! i dunno if the hifi filter is supposed to be on at the moment cus it may and it may not.... it makes sod all difference on our a500 anyway... and don't call me a deaf git cus it don't!! hmmmm... once upon a time there was a computer, not a very good one but it was popular.... it was called a spactrum and some mongs still buy 'em these days!!! it really pisses me off the way shitty magazines never like to admit the amiga's obvious superiority to every other home computer and whenever something new comes out its .....'this machine beats the amiga!' they never say 'this machine shits on the s.t' or 'what are you spastics doing with 8-bit micros when there's things like this about?' oh no...it has to beat the amiga doesn't it? well all you piss-arsed comics can boil yer nuts cus unless we all become millionaires over night the amiga will be tops for years yet.... and still we get all the mega lamers at the p.c show eagerly awaiting the launch of the new spectrum (sam) .....zzzzzzzz! oh well that'll do about that cobblers wont it? well i think i'm plum outa scroll text so its time to bid you farewell me old fish ticklers.... bye - phil of b.s.s. (all coding and graphics by phil! - b.s.s)