c(%)'89 BY STEVE^ OF ALPHA FLIGHTb!!!    d  HI FOLKS !     YES,  I AM PROUD TO PRESENT MY LATEST PRODUCTION TO YOU !   THIS NEED LITTLE INTRO IS CALLED THE FLASHER-INTRO...     YOU DON'T KNOW WHY ???   WELL, LOOK AT THISf!        c       dHOW DO YOU LIKE THAT ?    OK,hNOW LET'S GET TO THE SERIOUS PART OF THIS INTRO (IF THERE IS ANY...)   THE CREDITS COMING UP...   CODING: \STEVE\   ANIMATION: \GROUCHO\   MUZAK: \PRESIDENT\  FONT&EQUALIZER-GFX: \DENNIS\   LOGO: \BERNSTEIN\     ALL MY SPECIAL FRIENDS SHOULD TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THE UPPER SCROLL - WELL, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE.... HEY !   WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ONi... OK, THERE IT IS !               YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW TO CONTACT ME ?     THAT'S EASY...   JUST WRITE TO:e   STEVE^  a$ cPOSTFACH 2235  $  851 FUERTH  $  WEST GERMANY  $   e     OR CALL +cGERMANY: 0911-720024 + e... OR WRITE A MSG IN THE 'NILPFERDdBBS' : + GERMANY: 09132-9145 (2400 BAUD - 8N1) +       c| NO SWAPPING ! |  ONLY CODING AND STUFF LIKE THIS...       d  IF YOU WANT TO BUY AN INTRO, FEEL FREE TO CALL.....          COMING UP:  THE MEMBERLIST OF AFL...   # ACCOMPLISHMENT # BPS # CCF # DEMONS # DOCTOR MABUSE # FRANKIE DOUBLE TEAM # GENESIS # MINDWARP # STEVE #         ONE MORE POINT: WE ARE STILL LOOKING FOR WRITERS TO SUPPORT THE CRACKER JOURNAL^.   IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, WRITE TO: c$PLK 110600 C $ 4 DDORF 1 $    d        HA, BEFORE I FORGET:  IF SOMEONE SELLS HIS 2400 BAUD MODEM: CALL ME !!!   MY 1200 BAUD MODEM IS TOO FUCKING SLOW...          HI!  DIZ IS NOW DENNIS TRANSMITTING HIS MINDS      I AM AT THE MOMENT HERE IN FUERTH-WEST GERMANY TO VISIT PHIL AND STEVE ASKED IF I WOULD LIKE TO WRITE SOMETHING TO MAKE THIS SCROLLTEXT GROWING.   WELL, AND HERE I AM.  YESTERDAY  PHIL AND I WENT TO A PARTY AND AFTER ONLY 3 AND A HALF HOURS PHIL WAS TOTALLY DRUNK (ABGE-PHIL-T) !  SO HE WAS NOT ABLE TO JOIN THE CONFERENCE HE WAS INVITED SOME HOURS LATER !  BUT TODAY HE IS BACK !  AND WE (I) MADE A GRAFFITI IN STEVE'S ROOM !  I HOPE HE LIKES IT !  (STEVE: YEAHH !!!  OF COURSE!  I LOVE IT...)    AND FRIDAY I MADE A PIECE AT PHIL'S OLD SCHOOL ! AND THIS NIGHT I WILL MAKE ANOTHER ONE !  BY THE WAY IF YOU ARE A WRITER, TOO, YA SHOULD CONTACT ME VIA PHIL OR STEVE OR A FRIEND OF STEVE, OR A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF STEVE, OR A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF A FRIEND OF STEVE,........, OK OK NOW I WILL GIVE THE KEYBOARD OVER TO PHIL WHO IS AN COOL ASSHOLE........... HI I AM PHIL, AND I WANT YA TO CONTACT ME BECAUSE OF MODEM TRADING (MY HARDWARE: A PERFECT 110 BAUD MODEM).....  OK ... THIS IS PHIL OF P.H.I.L.  THAT MEANS  PERFECT HIGHTECH INSTITUTION OF LAMERS   SHIT DONT BELIVE THAT I AINT GOT NOT NO MONEY ANY MORE ...  STEVE IS DUMM. THIS SCROLLER IS A CENSORED ONE !! SO ITS POSSIBLE THAT THIS ONE IS NOT CONTAINING 100 OF TRUTHNESS   THIS INTRO IS % BY PHIL !!    REMEMBER THE TIMES WHERE I HAVE BEEN AT THE TOP !!! LONLEY !!!   LONLEY !!!! YEAH !!!  OK IF SOMEBODY WANTS TO GET COUGHT BY THE POLICE THE WRITE TO   PLK 122853 C  IN 8510 FUERTH  THE TOWN WOS FOLL AB GEHT !!   AEHM.. HI TU UTE !!  WAS FINDEST DU EIGENTLICH AM STEVE?  HOPE TO SEE YOU SOEMTIMES ALSO YOUR COOL BROTHER !!   ALSO I HOPE THAT GOD WILL GIVE ME A CAR SOON ! MAN EY !! ICH BRAUCHS DRINGEND (NEIN NICHT WAS DU DENKST !!!! ICH HAB BLASEN AN DEN FUESSEN ! DER STEVE HAT GAR KEINEN !!!!!  SO GUTEN SCROLLER VERDIENT !! SIGNED OFF  PHIL!\\\STEVE AGAIN...\\\    SO, AETZ LANGDS !!!    ICH GLAUB ICH MUSS DA MNAL EINIGES ZENSIEREN....   THIS INTRO IS SHAREWARE.  IF YOU THINK THAT THIZ INTRO IS GOIL, TRANSFER 10 MARKS TO: ACCOUNT NUMBER 480145 - STAEDT.SPARKASSE FUERTH - BLZ 762 500 00 - WEST GERMANY.....    ENOUGH SHIT TALKING...      N'OFF IS N'OFF .....   T 4 U 2 ?          U R 2 L8 4 T !!!    Y R U 2 L8 4 T ?    CAN'T READ THIS ?    LAMER !!!     NOW .... THE STORY OF THE YEAR !!!  BUT I GONNA CHANGE LANGUAGE TO GERMAN SO IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT - SORRY...!ALSO DAS WAR SO: 1) ES GEHT UM DIE COPY-PARTY VON POWERSLAVES, VISION FACTORY & ALPHA FLIGHT.   2) WAR DIE FETE IN GEFFEN - HOLLAND.    3) WAR DIE FETE ABARTIG GEIL !!!  YEAHH !!!  4) WAR DIE FAHRT VIIIEEEL ZU LANG...  UND 5) SOLLTE DAS DEMO HIER SCHON AUF DER COPY-FETE RAUSKOMMEN... ES WAR AUCH SCHON FERTIG... NUR DER LIEBE FRANKIE OF AFL WAR NICHT MEHR DA...  ACH JA: THANX TO THE GUYS OF B.I.T FOR WATCHING THE COMPUTER WHILE CRUNCHING THE DATAS OF THIS INTRO...     WIR SIND ALSO NACH DER TOTAL ABGEFAULTEN FAHRT ENDLICH DORT ANGEKOMMEN UND HABEN UNS ERSTMAL 'NEN PLATZ GESUCHT, WAS SICH ALS SCHWIERIGER ERWIESEN HAT ALS WIR GEDACHT HATTEN - ES WAR ZIEMLICH VOLL.   LEIDER GAB'S KEINEN JOINT ZUR BEGRUESSUNG, WIE ES SICH GEHOERT...  WAR TROTZDEM LUSTIG.   ES GAB SOGAR VERPFLEGUNG!!!   UND NICHT MAL SO TEUER !  POMMES: 2 DM... COLA: 2 DM....   SOFTWAREMAESSIG WAR'S AUCH GANZ GUT...  SOUNDTRACKER 2.4, MASSEN AN SOUNDMONITOREN, RIP-KICK (VON SENSOR), RUEBE AB 2TER TEIL .....    MANN IST DAS LANGWEILIG HIER... ACH JA, AUF DEM RUECKWEG NACH NUERNBERG MUSSTEN WIR JA IRGENDWO PENNEN - LOGISCH, GELL ?   ABER WO ? NAJA, ALLE - FAST ALLE - HATTEN SCHLAFSAECKE DABEI.... AUSSER MAT OF DRECK MONKS  AEHHH BLACK NATUERLICH..   ALSO HABEN WIR EINFACH AM NAECHSTEN AUTOBAHNPARKPLATZ ANGEHALTEN UND UNS IN DIE WIESE GEKNALLT - GEILE NACHT - ICH WAR VON LAUTER SCHWULEN UMGEBEN (BESONDERS DER GREGOR - AHHH, GOIL !!!) NEEEIIIN, ICH BIN  NICHT (!) SCHWUL, ABER DER GREGOR VON DEN DRECK MONKS...    NICHT DASS ICH WAS GEGEN DIE GRUPPE HABE - NEE !!! ABER GEGEN SCHWULE ... !!!   KURZ VOR DER GRENZE HABEN WIR DANN ALLE UEBERLEGT, WO WIR DENN NUN UNSERE DISCS UNTERBRINGEN SOLLTEN - DAS PROBLEM HAT SICH ABER VON SELBST ERLEDIGT... AN DER GRENZE WAR KEIN ARSCH VON 'NEM ZOLL-MAENNCHEN ZU SEHEN, ALSO VOLLGAS DRUEBER.      NACHER HABEN DIE IDIOTEN IN DEM KLEINEN, GELBEN POST-GOLF VOM GEORGE BEI 'NER RIESEN HITZE AUCH NOCH DIE SCHEISS-HEIZUNG ANGE MACHT - BEI 60 GRAD BLIEB DAS TERMOMETER STEHEN - SCHWITZ !        EIGENTLICH WOLLTE DER DAN JA AUCH NOCH WAS TIPPEN, ABER DER STTZT GRAD MIT DEM OBI OF CRASH DRUEBEN IM ANDEREN ZIMMER UND VERSUCHT 1943 ZU CRACKEN - MAL SEHN WAS DA DRAUS WIRD...    SO, JETZT HAB ICH ABER ECHT KEINEN BOCK MEHR ...  ALSO CHANGE LANGUAGE TO ENGLISH AGAIN -  NEW STORY COMING UP...       YEAHHH !  NOW I GONNA TELL YA ABOUT OUR CLASS-TRIP TO HAMBURG.  IT WAS HOT !    YOU MIGHT KNOW THIS NAME:  cREEPERBAHN  d     WELL, WE SPENT NEARLY EVERY NIGHT THERE !     THE ORDINARY HOOKERS WERE SOON BORING US, SO WE LOOKED FOR SOMETHING SPECIAL - AND THAT WAS 'HERBERTSTRASSE' !!!    THE FIRST CLASS HOOKERS WERE SITTING THERE BEHIND BIG WINDOWS...  YEAHH !   BUT: WE DECIDED TO  SAVE SOME MONEY - A LOT OF MONEY - AND GOT OUT AGAIN. NEXT STOP WAS 'SUSI'S BAR'.    ENTRENCE FREE - ONE BEER: 15 DM !!!    IT NEVER TOOK ME SO LONG TO DRINK A SINGLE BEER...   BY THE WAY... HELLO TO MATZE FROM WUERZBURG.  IF YOU READ THIS, THEN CALL ME, OK !    THE NEXT VICTIMS OF OUR HUNT FOR FUN WERE SEVERAL PEEP-SHOWS. YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW MANY OF THEM THERE ARE IN HAMBURG !     BUT THIS SOON CAME TO EXPENSIVE.... NEARLY AS EXPENSIVE AS PLAYING HARD DRIVING AND FINAL LAP (THAT'S WHAT WE DID TO COOL DOWN OUR BRAINS AND SOME OTHER THING....)    THE POOR REST OF HAMBURG WAS NICE BUT NOT VERY INTERESTINGS (IF YOU COMPARE IT TO ST.PAULI...)   HAFENSTRASSE WAS QUITE INTERESTING .... BUT TOO MANY PUNKS THERE... !     WE ALSO WATCHED THE MUSICAL 'CATS'... BUT AS I WAS IN ST.PAULI THE NIGHT BEFORE I FELL ASLEEP - BUT THE TOLD ME THAT IT WAS GREAT AFTER I WOKE UP...   IF YOU ASK ME: NEVER (!!!) VISIT THIS FUCKIN' ISLAND CALLED 'HELGOLAND'.... IT'S BORING !!!!   YES !  BORING !!!   THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT HELGOLAND ARE THE DUTY-FREE SHOPS (CHEAP ALCOHOL...)   BY THE WAY - DID YA EVER DRINK THE ORIGINAL FLENSBURGER ... YOU KNOW, WERNER - FLASCHBIER...  THIS STUFF TASTES GREAT !!!     WHAT ELSE DID WE DO .......  AHHH ..... WE VISITED 'LUEBECK' AND THE 'HOLSTEN-TOR'. THAT'S THE GATE AT THE BACK OF THE GERMAN 50 MARK BILL.... LAME.... BORING.... FUCKED UP.... THE BEST ABOUT LUEBECK WAS WHEN WE WENT BACK TO HAMBURG...!    OH MY GOD, I'M TURNING SOOO TIRED AND THERE ISN'T SO MUCH TO SAY ANYMORE ABOUT THIS TRIP... SO I'LL BETTER STOP TALKING SO MUCH SHIT.... YES, IT'S TRUE ! EVEN IF U DON'T BELIVE IT - I'LL STOP NOW...                 WELL, THAT WAS IT ....         C U L8ER !             TEXT RESTARTS...                    >>>>>> HI !!!  THIS SCROLL'S GOT ONLY ONE FUNCTION....    TO SEND GREETINGS TO SOME FRIENDS...     FIRST OF ALL I WANNA SAY 'HI' TO   >PHIL<   THRUST WAR GEIL... TRAITORS WAR AUCH NICHT SCHLECHT... UND AUS THREAT WAERE VIELLEICHT NOCH WAS GEWORDEN ... NAJA - JETZT AFL !!!   >HAEGAR<   MANN, ECHT SCHADE DASS DU NICHTS MEHR MACHST... ABER ANRUFEN KOENNTESTE WIEDER MAL - ZWECKS 'BOOT' UND SO.. AUSSERDEM HATTEN WIR NOCH WAS GANZ BESTIMMTES VOR - YOU REMEMBER ...   >DAN OF BLACK MONKS<   HI !!! NA, WANN HASTE DENN JETZT MAL ZEIT NACH FUERTH ZU KOMMEN... RUF MAL AN UND SAG MIR BESCHEID, OK !  DANN KOENNEN WIR ENDLICH MAL UNSER GEMEINSAMES DEMO FERTIGSCHREIBEN...!!! ACH JA, DIE FETE IN HOLLAND WAR TOTAL GOIL !!!  >DENNIS OF SUPREME<   THANX A LOT FOR THE GRAFFITI ! KOMMT ECHT TOTAL GUT. DAS ANDERE HABEN SIE GLEICH AM NAECHSTEN TAG WIEDER WEGGEMACHT...dc.b DICH JA NOCH ... VOR'N PAAR MONATEN BEIM PHIL IN WUERZBURG ! DA HABEN WIR UEBER 'LA LENGUA ESPANOL' GELABERT ! SCHEISS FONT HAT KEINE TILDE.. AUF JEDEN FALL: MUCHOS SALUDOS DE STEVE !   >CAPTAIN CAREFUL OF BLACK MONKS<   HALLO !  ICH DACHTE DU WOLLTEST NICHT DIE GRUPPE WECHSELN...  NA JA, ICH GLAUB ICH MELD MICH MAL WIEDER...        >KONGOMAN<   WOLLTEST DU NICHT AUCH MAL VORBEIKOMMEN, UND MIR ZEIGEN WAS AUS DEINEM SPIEL GEWORDEN IST !  I'M WAITING...>ZERONINE OF QUADLITE<  ICH KENN DICH ZWAR NICHT PERSOENLICH, ABER MUSIKMAESSIG SIND WIR VOLL AUF DER GLEICHEN WELLE ! 'FRONT 242' RULES !!!   BUT THE BEST IS STILL 'BODY TO BODY'..     >JPN OF LEVEL 4<  ICH GLAUB ICH WAR DAMALS DER ERSTE, DER  DEINE CODIERTE TELEFONNUMMER AUS DEM WERNER-GAME ANGERUFEN HAT.IST WERNER JETZT EIGENTLICH PD-GAME 1989 GEWRDEN...   >OBI OF CRASH<  DANKE FUER DEN KICK !   KOMMT ECHT GUT DAS TEIL!      MEGA GREETINGS TO >UTE< FOR BEING THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.....  OK, DAS WAR'S DANN....              SIGNED: STEVE - AFL   DATE: 23.07.89   10.30 PM      --------------------------------------------